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09/17/09
Dieter Zetsche: Don't you see, Porth. Darling Porth, glorious Porth. It's so simple.
Step One: we find the worst car company ever made.
Step Two: we hire the worst management in town.
Step Three: I raise two billion dollars...
Wilfried Porth: Two?
Dieter Zetsche: Yes! One for me, one for you. There's a lot of little old ladies out there.
Step Four: We hire the worst designers in Germany and open on the US.
And before you can say Step Five, we close on the US, take our two billion and go to Rio!
Wilfried Porth: Rio? Nah, that'd never work.
Dieter Zetsche: Oh ye of little faith.
What did Lewis say to Clark
When everything looked bleak?
What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing
As they struggled toward Everest's peak?
What did Washington say to his troops
As they crossed the Delaware
I'm sure you're well aware...
Wilfried Porth: What'd they say?
Dieter Zetsche: We can do it, we can do it
We can do it, me and you
We can do it, we can do it
We can make our dreams come true...
The rest is history. The only problem is it actually worked unlike the play...
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I am now in Germany at a job I love doing things on the cutting edge of tech. Oh yeah and I live less than an hour from the NRing.
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Plus, to Mr. "high moral standards" duurtlang, minus points for incorrect word usage and for not understanding jokes when you read them. I'm not even American, so what stereotype does that seem to make you conform to?
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Then she actually goes out in the garage once and all hell breaks loose.
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and I'm not even a AF fan
06/10/09
OK, I am not celebrating anything but that does sound pretty tasty.
MMMM with malt vinegar...
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Just do your thang honey!
I could feel it from the start,
Couldn't stand to be apart.
Something about you caught my eye,
Something moved me deep inside!
Don't know what you did Fiat but
You had it and I've been hooked ever since.
I told my owner, my suppliers, my Congress and my friend
I told the others, my owners, both past and present tense.
Everytime I see you everything starts making sense.
Just do your thang honey!
Ain't no other car, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other car on the planet does what you do
(what you do).
You're the kind of company that Cerberus can spoon
You got soul, you got class.
You got style with your bad ass - oh yeah!
Ain't no other company its true - all right -
Ain't no other company but you.