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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    Hey, y'all misspelled DOA in the headline there.
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    Image of robot-shmobot robot-shmobot
    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    Why oh why do they pick the largest vehicles in their fleet to sport electric drive?! It's like going to a bar and picking a girl to take home. Out of your whole selection, you pick Rammy, the 300 lb rugby player from Michigan. Why? Because you can.
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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    05/27/09

    Long-ass press releases in a scrollable box for user convenience. Bless you, Jalopnik!


    @robot-shmobot: I would imagine the general form factor of a pickup truck or a van would be quite accommodating to an array of batteries. I would kind of agree with that approach, since you're basically starting completely over. Lots of heavy batteries need a big, heavy frame to support them, just like antique cars with the big honking straight eights. Ever seen a pre-World War II Cadillac?


    Of course, I know the truth. It's because Chrysler has no intention of either competing with Toyota, or trying to sell any kind of compact anything. The Nardelli stink hasn't quite left the building yet.

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    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    This is about as good an idea as the Ministry of Health lending a crackhead twenty dollars for a sandwich.
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    Image of Bauhaus Bauhaus
    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    "Do Chrysler execs dream of electric cars?" So, are the execs the androids? When we're talking about Chrysler, shouldn't they be the sheep?

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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/27/09

    @Bauhaus: So it'll work for four years, go nuts and kill a few people, then curl up and die on the side of the road?


    Will Rutger Hauer be driving? That'd be awesome.

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    Image of .357 .357
    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    Honestly, after dealing with their shit for the last year, I can never buy a Chrysler again. Bailouts, crappy cars, I'm sorry, but not me, not ever.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/27/09

    @.357: Yep. And I feel the exact same way about General Motors.
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    Image of Smells_Homeless Smells_Homeless
    05/27/09

    @FromaBuick6: And you're both part of the problem. Not that it's unreasonable to feel that way. Hell, I probably wouldn't consider a Ford and I only have ancient junker experience with them. So I guess all three of us are part of the problem, and we're the informed ones that know GM and Ford and... oh I can't make myself say it, but Chrysler does make some good trucks.


    The question then becomes, "How the hell do we get over that?" Or maybe even, "Is it our job to get over that?"


    I dunno. I'm just killing time until I can go home.

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    05/27/09

    @Smells_Homeless: If GM, Ford and Chrysler wanted my support, they should have given a shit about their customers and built decent, competitive products in the '70s, '80s and '90s, instead of waiting until it was too late. They're responsible for their own decline.


    As it stands now, though, I wont buy a GM or Chrysler purely on principle. I didn't want the bailout, and they got it anyway. Now, they're both about to become government/union-owned entities and I simply refuse to support that, especially when so many dealers and investors are getting kicked to the curb.


    And, Ford, if you're listening, I wont be buying that Mustang I really want if you join them.

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    Image of .357 .357
    05/27/09

    @FromaBuick6: Even though I'm Canadian, I don't like the idea of GM and Chrysler being owned by the Govt. assholes. And, as you said, it's too little too late.

    Ford has stayed away from that, and their cars have been pretty good to me over the years.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    So Chrysler wants to use my tax money now, so they can raise my utility bills, later.


    I know what Chrysler needs: two in the hat!

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    Fucking Chrysler. I've given up. I officially don't care whatever happens to this company anymore. Its just taxed me for too long.
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    Image of PowerTryp is holding a Fiesta party. PowerTryp is holding a Fiesta party.
    05/27/09

    @like wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: and another one rides the bus.
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    05/27/09

    @PowerTryp: Damn you... so short, and yet it's now stuck in my head in an infinite loop.
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    "Do Chrysler execs dream of electric cars?" Sounds like a song.


    On another note, guys; Bloodcopy?

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    Image of jdepould jdepould
    05/27/09

    @Timtoolman, now with power tools!: I'm assuming it's a cheeky Blade Runner reference.
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    05/27/09

    @jdepould: THANK-YOU. It was on the tip of my tongue and I just couldn't quite get it!
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    05/27/09

    @Timtoolman, now with power tools!: I can affirm jdepould's assertion.
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    Image of NiceNurseRatched NiceNurseRatched
    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    It sounds good to me... but Chrysler really ought to check with China and see if they will loan us the money.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/27/09

    @NiceNurseRatched: Hell, why don't they just buy the damn batteries from China? The quality would probably be better, anyway.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    Chrysler gets into electric technology WAY after everybody else and now we have to pay for it?


    Dammit, I hate this country.

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    Image of PowerTryp is holding a Fiesta party. PowerTryp is holding a Fiesta party.
    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    Except Nissan, they've completely ignored the boat and focused on Godzilla.
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    05/27/09

    @PowerTryp: They have an electric Cube that may or may not become an actual product...
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    Image of stoke stoke
    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    This is odd. You'd think Honda would've already developed a Pilot program.
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    05/27/09

    @stoke has a JDM banana: No one there had the Insight to start one sooner.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/27/09

    @vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: Well every Element to create one was there.
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    05/27/09

    @stoke has a JDM banana: Honda's Civic duty is to Japan, unless they sign an Accord with the US wherein they provide the Clarity and Insight to Pilot a program to create such vehicles. I hope they document their Odyssey as they cross the proverbial Ridgeline into this new era of motor vehicles. It is our Passport to the future!
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/27/09

    @01NB: Aww man, we totally got CRV'ed.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/27/09

    In reply to Chrysler Proposes $448 Million EV Pilot Program With DOE
    Why is it rolling on Dubs?
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/27/09

    @.357: Chingy delivers mail part-time.
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    05/27/09

    @like wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: God, I hate that guy.
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