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    Image of The Kid The Kid
    02/11/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    Apparently, Jalopnik memes translate well into Hungarian, 'cause there is definitely some dragon action going on at the Bangle butt of the Z4 in this picture.
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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    02/11/09

    @The Kid: While I happen to have a fashion designer friend who's had the Dragon Miata scene printed on a girly tee, complete with Swarovskis for dragon semen, rest assured that the ungainly bumps are no more than Mr. Bangle's design language translated into my kindergarten level Crayola skills.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    "It must be said of Alex that when he was twelve, he extracted the lens ele­ments from his uncle's 500 mm Minolta tele­photo lens and used them as skip­ping stones on the pond by their house."


    For that line alone, I approve of this story.

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    Image of Piloter Piloter
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    As described to the SO: "It's Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas In Munich In Crayon With Cars."
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    Image of Armand Armand
    02/10/09

    @Piloter: "Hunter S. Thompson meets LJK Setright meets Crayons" pretty much sums it up for me.
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    Image of Peter Orosz Peter Orosz
    02/10/09

    @Armand Bengle: I shall now buy a double-barreled shotgun, grow an Old Testament beard and die a happy man.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    I think my ADD kicked in about the first paragraph. Damn. Nice drawings though.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/10/09

    @mytdawg: ADD Sufferers of the World Uni-- OOH! Something shiny!
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/10/09

    @Deartháir: I'm with you all the hey the numbers on my clock changed.
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    Image of Armand Armand
    02/10/09

    @Deartháir, mytdawg: How many ADD-afflicted Jalops does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Hey, let's go play with toy cars!
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    Armand was starred Armand was unstarred
    Image of muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    ok, i cant be the only one that thinks his designs are actually quite nice??? can i?

    i think his designs are aging really well, which i think is testament to forward looking design, for example the first of his 7 series is great!
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    02/10/09

    @muhnkee_2: I'm with you. To hell w/ everyone else.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/10/09

    @muhnkee_2: Go have a read:

    [www.speedsportlife.com]


    I think his designs have been hit-and-epically blow it ("miss" is too kind).


    3, 5 = pretty good

    Z, 1 = meh

    6, 7 = epic fail

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    What they say about Rolls Royce is the best:


    The Phantom is not a car. Not even a boat. It is a place. Not a cap­sule, a bubble enclos­ing the human body's every con­tour down to the mil­lime­ter, but a place. It has a hori­zon, par­al­lels which meet in infin­ity, it has non-​Euclidean geom­e­try. To com­pare it with the human body would be to com­pare a flu virus with the Horse­head Nebula. It is a cave whose ceil­ing cannot be lit by even the most pow­er­ful flood­light. One can be swal­lowed in the space behind those C-pillars to plan wars, to describe worlds, to cross time and space incom­pre­hen­si­ble to the human eye.

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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    I saw a newish bmw on the highway yesterday, following a transport that had oversize crates on it, meaning the BMW was a chase car and had the yellow flashing light and a big sign on it's ass that said "wide load"


    Immediately the idea of 'flame-broiled surfacing' came to mind. Or the art of rubbing cheese burgers into the ass end of cars until your baby got back.

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    Image of poxpopulus poxpopulus
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    Scotch in the morning again, gentlemen?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/10/09

    @poxpopulus: Hooray for Breakfast Scotch®!
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    That story made my head hurt and confused me. Time for more coffee.


    But hell yes, the 5-series Touring is by far the best of the Bangle cars. I'd drive on right now, any color except black.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/10/09

    @Ash78: Sweet. I'll take the black one.


    According to BMW's site, you can get an 535xi with a proper 6 speed.


    That's essentially the Legacy STI that we'll never see here.

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    Mad_Science was starred Mad_Science was unstarred
    Image of poodfoison poodfoison
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    I'm a relatively well-educated guy, but that story/blog/diary/whatever is completely undecipherable. Is that the point? The drawings are neat I guess.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/10/09

    @poodfoison:


    You're well-educated? What are you doing here?:p


    We here is a bunch o unedumacateted car simpletons.

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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    Wow, what a story. I laughed. I cried...well, no. I might have gotten a little weepy eyed when he said he was starting to like Bangle-fied Bimmers.
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    That story was a mess that confusion would be proud of. If I even had time to read it all, I am not sure I would want to. Reading that story must have the same requirements as watching the Wizard of Oz while playing The Dark Side of the Moon
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    @(used) maximum-sienna: 100% buyers remorse free: So what does it mean that I read the whole thing?


    Probably that I need to get back to work and stop procrastinating.

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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    There was a lot of crack involved in the making this story.*


    *No crackwhores were harmed in the making of this. Only the cars.

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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever


    I prefer something a little more high class for my artwork than rudimentary drawings etched on construction paper with coloured wax by some wiggle-toothed Junie B Jones connoisseur.


    Like this BMW that is plotting to eat your soul if you stare at it long enough.

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02/10/09

    @JCWhitless - There is no Yellow star by my name, and there...: That is a travesty. Pretentious piece of modern art crap. There is no aesthetic value to that. That's no art.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    In reply to The Greatest Chris Bangle Picture Ever
    Everyone knows Bangle's design method was drawing in his own blood,slightly diluted by his own dribble landing on the design board from chewing his own tongue.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/10/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: The old ways are always the best.
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