Man Fined $500 For Driving While Eating A Rotisserie Chicken

I have a rule about rotisserie chicken. I will eat it in a restaurant. I will walk to go pick it up. But I will not drive with it in a car. The smells are too intoxicating. The glistening brown skin is too much to resist. I wouldn't want to end up like the Ottawa, Canada man ticketed $500 for giving in to the…

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Ferocious Chickens Attack F-35 Fighter (and By Ferocious I Really Mean …

Lockheed Martin designed the F-35 canopy to withstand the impact of of a 4-pound bird at 480 knots on the "reinforced windscreen and 350 knots on the canopy crown" without breaking. In other words: Chicken squadron vs F-35, fight!

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Tastes Like Chicken? Or Tastes Like Sleepy Drivers?

chickentest.jpgTastes like chicken. You know the hidebound old adage well, and maybe even have humorously offered it in response to sampling extremely vile or creepy food. Now check this out. The brainiacs at Stanford University have used that saying to essentially describe the effects of sleepy driving. Confused yet? Well, you know…

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Poultry Fat Causes Chaos on Virginia Roads

If you live in Virginia and accidentally put a dent in your parent's new Bimmer we've got a great excuse for you: a truck carrying poultry fat left a trail of greasy, smelly lard 20 miles along northbound Route 13 in eastern Virginia, causing at least four accidents and creating a massive stink. It all started when a…

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