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    Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    06/03/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    I just shot this link over to my lady friend. She replied "If he's a douche, he can piss inside me any time". Eewwwe!
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    06/03/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    Does this cock-rocker come with a foldback wedge to put one foot on while doing a solo? How big is his bulge, 80's big, Derrick Smalls Big?? I'm worried his hair isn't big enough too.
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    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    speechless.
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    Image of 85_GN 85_GN
    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    As a Chicagoan, I have one last pic to leave at Jalop.


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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/02/09

    @85_GN: You could stop going, you know.
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    Image of Woodgrain Woodgrain
    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    This guy looks familiar. Gold? Red?


    Got it: Ueli Anusliker

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/02/09

    @Woodgrain: Wheely Anuslicker?


    Wow. I'd almost forgotten about that already. And was happier for it.

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    Image of PHIL PHIL
    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    Crack Pipe.


    Oh sorry, I though we were voting.


    Of course we know his name, it's Eldrock Bolton.


    I think that the crazy(est)thing is that for $250, you can ride in his Eldorado! Only $50 less?


    So here is what we know.


    He looks like a DNA splice of David Coverdale and David Lee Roth.


    He lives in the greater Chicago area


    He has not only a Ferrari, but a Cadillac Eldorado too( was it 1st prize in this months sales contest?.


    He offers mysterious "services".


    I really am dying to see what the Eldorado looks like.


    Blagoyovich should hire this guy to drive him to all his court appearances.


    I would hire him to drive me to funerals.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/02/09

    @PHIL: He got a custom Ferrari 360. He got an Eldorado, too.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    I thought this sort of thing has been outlawed on Craig's List?


    Oh, wait. The most photographed guy in the US--except for the president--and we not only have no idea who he is, he is completely anonymous on the web site.


    Ah, well. I guess he has one last step before rock bottom, which would be paying people to ride with him.

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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    There are not nearly enough discofro shirtless guys in these pictures. And he wouldn't be hanging on to a guitar, but something else.


    Usually you don't see pictures like this in the video rental place's front room, know what I'm saying?

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    Image of brickyard brickyard
    06/02/09

    @Elhigh: Gay Porn department fer shur.
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    06/02/09

    @brickyard: Really terrible gay porn, no less.


    There's a pink Speedo under those pants.

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    I'll pay him that $300.


    To kill himself.

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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    06/02/09

    @Mobius_1: Maybe you could convince him to just keep the car idling in an enclosed garage for the hour. That ought to do the trick.
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    Image of Harrison is playing FFVIII Harrison is playing FFVIII
    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    Guys, at $300, it's totally worth it. He is the most photographed man other than the president. It even says so on his site.


    Off topic: Did we kill BloodCopy?

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/02/09

    @Harrison is playing FFIX: No
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    Image of Harrison is playing FFVIII Harrison is playing FFVIII
    06/02/09

    @.357-Wingman of Syrax: Dammit. It and Kotaku aren't working for me.
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    06/02/09

    @Harrison is playing FFIX: Jalop was down for a bit earlier this afternoon... The hamsters must be up to something.
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    06/02/09

    @Harrison is playing FFIX: You can't kill what's already dead.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/02/09

    @Untidy Cousin It: Undead actually.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/02/09

    @Syrax - Official Unfunny Commenter: Undead undead undead.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/03/09

    @Lo! Loveseats, friend of Xrays: I have a Bauhaus t-shirt, but I'm not allowed to use it outside anymore by my family and friends cause it's basically transparent.
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    Image of Onion_Volcano Onion_Volcano
    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    He'll probably kick your ass if you don't accept his offer.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    06/02/09

    @Onion_Volcano: He'll probably lick your ass if you accept his offer.


    /fixed

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    Wait wait wait wait- HE drives the Ferrari?


    This is bullsh*t.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    I would pull a GTA on him.


    Smash him in the face and jack the Ferrari.


    Relax, I'm a professional

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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    From Ben's post on Michael Moore: "If there's a niche, a service, a product, a system that consumers want, we're confident the market will provide it."


    Ferrari guy says, "Goddamn right it will."

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    Image of Madness Madness
    06/02/09

    @PatFromTheGundo:

    I'd actually like to know how many people have ponied up three hundred dollars for the... ahem... singularly unique experience.


    Also I wonder if I could get their contact information, I have this bridge I've been meaning to sell you see...

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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    06/02/09

    @Madness: I was intrigued by the 20-minute "ride around the block." I guarantee you that if you get that for your kid for his birthday, the next car that pulls into your driveway will be from Child Protective Services.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    06/02/09

    In reply to Would You Pay This Douche $300 To Drive You In His Ferrari?
    A) He doesn't seem to know (or want to say) exactly what model year it is.


    B) He knows how high the Speedo indicates, I guess that's something...


    C) I don't know that gold spray-paint qualifies it as "one of a kind"...


    D) So... It's just going to be you, and this "guy" in the car? Limo service for one? Really?

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    06/02/09

    @ぶっちぎり IN THE FACE!: Okay I'd possibly be willing to do this if:


    A) I drive.


    B) He wears a burqa.


    C) He doesn't speak, or move.

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    Image of Shadowguitar Shadowguitar
    06/03/09

    @ぶっちぎり IN THE FACE!: AKA he's dead and rolled up in a tarp in the passenger seat while you drive to the lake?
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    06/03/09

    @Shadowguitar: Yeah, that's about the size of it.
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