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    McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer

    NSFW: Chevy Trailblazer Turns Deer Into Soup At 75 MPH

    Trailblazer, Envoy, 9-7X Death Date Accelerated To December 23
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/18/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    Did you see that sign at the entry?


    'Parking Lot For Customers ONLY.

    Strictly Enforced.'


    What part of that didn't you understand?

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    Image of CopterBob CopterBob
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    Arc de Kerwhompe
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/17/09

    @CopterBob: WIN.
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    Image of Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    This story make me Grimace.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/17/09

    @Sportwagons must know how much I love terrible puns: This comment made me grimace.


    In the best way.

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    Image of X5SoB mourns Farrah X5SoB mourns Farrah
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    Looks like they were sat on by a GIGANTIC ASS.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/17/09

    @HerrDoktorX5 SoB: Thats just Harold, one of the regulars.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    "Hey! I ordered that without the sign! And this shit has tomatoes!"
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    Surprise golden arch sex!
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    I heard it was sabotage perpetrated by these fellows:


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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    Shoulda been you, guy who wrote every McDonald's commercial from 2000-present
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    Image of Forgetful - GT Junkie Forgetful - GT Junkie
    04/17/09

    @Cog. Friction, fueled by Jalopsinthe:

    Dare I say it?


    Bahdabahabahbah...

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/17/09

    @Forgetful - Can*ck - Land of Confusion: I'm loathin' it!
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    Image of bynddrvn bynddrvn
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    Do you want fries with that?
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/17/09

    @bynddrvn: Gentlemen, we have here the only correct answer.
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    Image of chitownguy chitownguy
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    Those folks are from my hometown. I'm sure you all care.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    04/17/09

    @chitownguy: I grew up in Wheaton...does that help?
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    Image of chitownguy chitownguy
    04/17/09

    @Cog. Friction, fueled by Jalopsinthe: Ah, I know Wheaton well. Grew up just down the street in Naperville.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    04/17/09

    @chitownguy: Every time we go out for what passes as "pizza" in WI, I lament not being close to Lou Malnati's anymore. Man that place makes a dynamite pie.
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    Image of chitownguy chitownguy
    04/17/09

    @Cog. Friction, fueled by Jalopsinthe: I can walk to a Malnati's in 5 minutes from my Chicago apartment.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    04/17/09

    @chitownguy: @Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.: Heart-clicks all around for fans of Lou Malnatis and Idiocracy!
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    Image of AngryChineseDriver hates four-wheeled fatties! AngryChineseDriver hates four-wheeled fatties!
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    I'm lovin' it.


    If you really want to over-metaphorisize this, the vast, bloated consumerism (as represented by McDonald's) has come crashing down on society, who's long overdue on their debts and cannot survive like this anymore (GM).

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/17/09

    @AngryChineseDriver freakin' LOVES Jalopnik Audi!:
    @dr1p:


    WOW. That is deep, well said.

     Reply
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    McDonald's. Even the architecture is bad for your health.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    Apple dippers and a salad? What the fuck? Hey, John, go throw the fucking sign at 'em! We make Big Macs, fer Chrissakes!
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    And here I thought those Final Destination movies were all preposterous.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/17/09

    In reply to McDonalds Golden Arches Crush Trailblazer
    I had no idea they were that heavy, I always thought those were made out of plastic (the golden arches, not the Trailblazer.) They must be made out of the same thing the burgers are.
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