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    Corvette ZHZ Crashes In Utah, Just 498 Left

    Corvette ZHZ Accident

    Limited Edition Hertz Corvette ZHZ Slams Into Dallas Restaurant... One Down, 499 To Go
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    Image of quayzar quayzar
    09/18/09

    In reply to Corvette ZHZ Crashes In Utah, Just 498 Left
    This is why you never slow down before a jump. You would think these people would have learned that from riding their Huffys when they were younger.
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    09/18/09

    In reply to Corvette ZHZ Crashes In Utah, Just 498 Left
    He should have quit while he was ahead and never attempted that last Hertz donut.
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    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    09/18/09

    In reply to Corvette ZHZ Crashes In Utah, Just 498 Left
    Ah yes, nothing like accusing somebody of a few too many cocktails on a HUGELY public website. ;-)

    In all seriousness, I hope he has some sort of excuse like that and is not just a terrible driver.
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    Image of merc6point9 merc6point9
    09/18/09

    In reply to Corvette ZHZ Crashes In Utah, Just 498 Left
    No joke, people in Utah blame alcohol for every single car accident here as a default. Every time there is a report of an accident in the news people immediately say the person must have been drinking.

    Nevermind the fact that I've never seen people drive so badly in all my time on this planet as the citizens of Utah. They are very very slow and very very aggressive. It makes for a horrific combination.
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    so I goes to the local bar, y'know, people promoted this comment merc6point9 was starred merc6point9 was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    09/18/09

    @merc6point9:

    Whenever I've passed through Utah, I do my best to not spend money there.

    I find it hilarious the first thing you see at a border with another state is a liquor store.

    My wife even suggested maybe I should look for work there, because of the mountainous areas (us flatlanders miss the mountains), and I said I'd live in a refrigerator box under a bridge before I moved to either Utah or California.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    09/18/09

    In reply to Corvette ZHZ Crashes In Utah, Just 498 Left
    "When in doubt, push the gas further." and he might have had a chance to clear the creak.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    09/18/09

    In reply to Corvette ZHZ Crashes In Utah, Just 498 Left
    It's like making babies. Not a lot of skill is required. And when little skill is brought to the process, the results are usually memorable the bad way.
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    Image of Captain Liverspots Captain Liverspots
    09/18/09

    In reply to Corvette ZHZ Crashes In Utah, Just 498 Left
    Funny, I never pictured Al Czervik as being much of a Vette fan.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    09/18/09

    @Captain Liverspots:

    Nice Caddyshack reference. You'd get a click, if you didn't already have one.
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    09/18/09

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    I can only imagine what sort of police entrapment scheme or farm foreclosure he was trying to avoid with this stunt, but he'll never make it as a Duke boy.
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    Image of wojo wojo
    09/18/09

    In reply to Corvette ZHZ Crashes In Utah, Just 498 Left
    Would anyone kick my ass if i said;

    "That'll buff right out!"?
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    09/18/09

    @wojo: Certainly not. In fact I think you're kind of on point here. I bet lots of rental cars see similar levels of damage. I have a sneaking suspicion that this one will be repaired and back in servce or for sale in a month.
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    so I goes to the local bar, y'know, people promoted this comment Edited by Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm at 09/18/09 3:15 PM Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was starred Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    09/18/09

    @Tiberiuswise:

    Based on how much profit this car brings in, it'll be back on the roster, Monday.
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    09/18/09

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    Ow, that really Hertz. Sorry...
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    09/18/09

    In reply to Corvette ZHZ Crashes In Utah, Just 498 Left
    What an Idiot...everyone knows that hole is a Par 3 in a Vette!
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    09/18/09

    @Bentoboxx, Now part owner of General Motors: He'll have a hard time getting it out of the rough onto the fairway, which as you can see, slopes the other way. It will take some doing to avoid double bogey.
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