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    2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?

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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    The Autobots should have some sort of sensei played by a 1990 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    Transformers III - Deliverance, in which Shia Leboeuf and Megan Fox (teh hawt) travel down a Georgian back-woods river in pursuit of the International Harvester Travelallspark, while pursued by evil PWTransformers, and protected by Optimus Prime and the good trasnformers who are disguised as canoes and an ice chest full of Mickey's Wide Mouth.


    Thrill to the synthesized banjo playing of Ironhide. Cringe as Barricade tells Leboeuf he has a "real purdy vocalization orifice."


    Coming to a theater near you in 2011.

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    One would've thought Bumblebee would be a hick, not these two. Instead, he turns out to be a jolly one's old bean.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    Beat: Dude, stop bogartin' the weed, man.

    Trax: Here ya go, man. Can you pass the Cheetos?


    OK, that sounds more surfer than hick.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/30/09

    @engineerd wants some steak. and by steak i mean...:


    A Jay and Silent Bob reference might work a little better. :)

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    01/30/09

    @pauljones: True. I'm a former surfer from SoCal, so after I read it back to myself that's what it sounded like.


    The robots do look stoned, though.

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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    I know these guys. Calling them hicks is being nice.
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    Image of drunkcanuck drunkcanuck
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    Any word if these two are "kissing cousins".. aren't these the robots that combine to become one?


    I'm sold, hicks they are!

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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    01/30/09

    @drunkcanuck: Considering they start as a twisted chinese ice cream truck...maybe
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    Icy Hot Robotz
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    Um...I don't know what the happened there, but trying this again:


    Today, we salute you,


    Mr. WannaGangsterPosingExtragalact...!


    (Mr. WannaGangsterPosingExtragalact...!)


    And your retarded looking cousin, too.


    If it weren't for Megan Fox, you'd be screwed.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/30/09

    @pauljones: Okay, I fail today.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    01/30/09

    @pauljones: Your comments are so awesome that not even the powerful Gawker comment box can contain them. Revel in their boundary-ignoring goodness, feed off their power.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/30/09

    @graverobber: Philip Landrigan Edition:


    Yeah! That's it!


    I am just too awesome for the comment box!


    I like the way you think, sir!


    Feel the power!!!1!!!1!

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    Image of PetroSapien PetroSapien
    01/30/09

    @pauljones: If it makes you feel any better, I thought you were trying to impose the "Wannabegangsterposingextragala..." as lyrics into the Beastie Boys "Intergalactic Planetary" song. It didn't quite fit, but at this point in the day, I was making it work.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/30/09

    @PetroSapien...is gonna lurn ta spel gooder.:


    No, it was an attempt to fit it into the "real men of genius" song.


    Apparently it was just too much for Gawker, and as a result It seem to have broken the comment box on that one.


    Sorry, Pete.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    Today, we salute you, Mr. WannabeGangsterPosingExtraGala......


    (Mr. WannabeGangsterPosingExtraGala...)


    And your retarded looking cousin, too.


    If it weren't for Megan Fox, you'd be screwed.

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    Image of ReverendDexter ReverendDexter
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    Maybe these two are some sort of failed experiment with the allspark in trying to revive Jazz?


    ...please?

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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    01/30/09

    @ReverendDexter: Cough Spoilers Cough yes Cough...
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    Decepticonfederates?
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    01/30/09

    @combat chuck: Very nice +1
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    Ghetto hicks


    An interesting phenomenon that I first learned about upon moving to the South Alabama during high school (1994). A lot of the stereotypical pickup-drivin' Good Old Boys were REALLY into hip-hop and booty music. Sure, they still threw around the N-word, both in lyrics and in derision, never realizing the irony in not giving any credit to their entertainers of choice.


    It's sort of like those political charts that show Nazis and Commies on opposite ends of the spectrum, but really it's a circular chart and the two are side-by-side.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    01/30/09

    @Ash78: One of the many things that I don't miss about the south.


    #347: Being called "Yo, Dawg" in a country accent by some ass-backwards redneck lookin' to score some meth.

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/30/09

    @Dr.Danger: I still maintain the worst rednecks I've ever seen were in north central PA, where I lived for a couple years in my teens.


    But for the most widespread red, you probably can't beat the South.

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    Image of fodder650 fodder650
    01/30/09

    @Dr.Danger: rated R for Profanity, Sexual Content, and Viole...: You were dealing?
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    01/30/09

    @fodder650: Ha, nope. Being a city person (AKA *ITP) driving a BMW in the middle of nowhere GA, they just thought I did.


    *ITP - To quote the mighty wiki, "To many residents of Atlanta, the Perimeter defines a useful boundary to separate metro Atlanta's core from its surrounding suburbs. Many people will distinguish a location as being inside or outside the Perimeter, sometimes abbreviated as ITP and OTP, a recent local neologism."

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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    01/30/09

    In reply to 2011 Chevy Spark: A Redneck Robot?
    They can't be hicks. I don't see any Red Dog or Pink Floyd bumper stickers.
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