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    Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    What do you get for $10?


    Anything.


    Anything?


    Anything you want.

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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    05/05/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli:


    Your mom only gave you $5.

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    Just drive it back and forth over bridge expansion gaps for a while. Same effect achieved.
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    Image of cchannel BLT cchannel BLT
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    GM Sales Meeting:


    Mgr 1: Think people, how can we make more people buy our cars:


    Jr Mgr 2: I know, I know! Give them a massage that will release endorphines that will block all logic and reason and make them purchase without resistance.

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/05/09

    @cchannel: Sounds like the effect of Jetta seats on college girls.


    /VW keeps turning me down for job of "Jetta seat"

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/05/09

    @Ash78: You could apply at Toyota for the position of "Corolla seat." Here in SoCal they tend to serve the same clientele.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    Can I have Thai Massage instead?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/05/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Yes, please.
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    Image of domino domino
    05/05/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: i had a thai massage, (like a real massage, not getting jilled off). it was fantastic.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/05/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Only if you let me join you.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    So I assume this beat out the "Chevy: Peace of Shiatsu" campaign
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    Chevy Maversse....Chevy Trassage...
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/05/09

    @Town of the Big House DLJ: Chevy Perverse.
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    Image of jduffy13 jduffy13
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    That photo looks more like, "You will buy our SUV piece of crap or we will crush your freaking skull!"


    God this is a great time to be alive watching the American car shills make fools of themselves.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/05/09

    @jduffy13: Actually, we're having more fun watching you.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    The bloggers of the mommy? Couger that hunts just obtained easier.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    This is just wrong on a level never before comprehendable.


    And can someone please call the cops for the poor girl who's getting her head crushed? I'm too busy commenting on Jalopnik to make the call myself.

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    Image of Bullitt417 Bullitt417
    05/05/09

    In reply to Test Drive A Chevy Traverse, Get A Massage
    haha... I knew there would be a happy ending joke
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/05/09

    @Bullitt417: But will there be a happy ending for the industry?
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    03/14/09

    In reply to Scouting Magazine Picks Five Best Vehicles For Playing With Kids
    The Scout troop I belonged to in the late 1970s was all about the Country Squire wagon piloted by the scoutmaster drunk on "Old Prospectors," a round-the-campfire drink that I believe was equal parts rye whiskey, Gatorade, and swamp water. No seat belts needed!
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/15/09

    @Murilee Martin: That sounds like a drink that will put hair on the back of your ears. I never knew of any booze around out trips. Another scout leader once took the liberty of showing us the morphine tabs he kept in his first aid kit, and the cast iron frying pan he used to hit the last kid who tried to touch them. Good times. My Dad had the Country Squire with the 428.
     Reply
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    Image of usa1 usa1
    03/13/09

    In reply to Scouting Magazine Picks Five Best Vehicles For Playing With Kids
    "we see the organization as a vaguely-militaristic-indoctrination club for parents living vicariously through their children"


    What a nice over-the-top asshole comment Jalopnik.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/14/09

    @usa1: When I was in the Boy Scouts, Boy's Life reprinted a critiques of the Scouts by a Soviet news organ. On reflection, I found it reasonably accurate. And I'm still pissed that my Scout leader never came through on his promise to take us down to Fort Benning to learn to jump out of airplanes, do some live fire on the machine gun range, and cook dinner over C-4. The stories that guy would tell....
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    Image of bzr bzr
    03/13/09

    In reply to Scouting Magazine Picks Five Best Vehicles For Playing With Kids
    Bah. When I was in Scouting (Eagle Scout, and damn proud of it) we would haul our asses in my friend's two-tone dark green 1998 Chevy Astro. A real man's van right there. We would attach a mile-long flatbed trailer to that back that let us carry 22 bicycles, then put it in 4WD the next month and haul ass up Mt. Snow with 7 brats jamming out to Rammstein (yeah, we were a weird Scout troop). It was completely unstoppable and made the CRVs and RAV4s that the other Scout leaders drove seem like the wuss wagons they were.


    My friend still drives the thing around, mostly for purposes of stealing road signs.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/13/09

    In reply to Scouting Magazine Picks Five Best Vehicles For Playing With Kids
    Nice directory name, there.
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    03/13/09

    In reply to Scouting Magazine Picks Five Best Vehicles For Playing With Kids
    Fail. No mention of a Toyota Sienna. Plus, with these outdoorsey types, I would have expected them to take kindly to an AWD minivan.
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    03/13/09

    @maximum-sienna haz a NA V-6: Actually when I was a Scout, three of the guy's moms had all wheel drive Caravans. If I remember right there was even one all wheel drive Chevy Venture.
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