I'm waiting for the picture of him sitting in traffic and either:
A) randomly falling out of the driver's seat onto the pavement.
or
B) The car randomly falling over and resting on the drivers door. #chevycamaro
@Scandinavian Flick: Swooning is a state of ecstasy or rapture. I couldn't swoon over a Camaro, a Jaguar, Brad Pitt.....but, just maybe....well, you know. #chevycamaro
GSM: "Hey Billy-Bob, come over here & let me take a coupla nice shots of you with this Camarrah for the website."
BILLY-BOB: "OK, heh-heh, that's cool - why not? Hey, Jason, watch this, I'm gonna flip him off as soon as he takes the shot - that'll kiyyyk ASSS, wonnit?"
GSM: **Snappitty-snippity-snap*** "Got it! Thanks! We're done."
BILLY-BOB: "What? Hey waitaminnit! I was jest f*ckin' around - didn't you see I flipped you off in that shot?"
GSM: "Yeppers, and I got it... gonna post it today, too - been hating you since you started and now I got an excuse to fire your sorry ass."
BILLY-BOB: "WHAT??? Hey, man, that is NOT cool!"
GSM: "It's not cool? Is it 'not-cooler' than you showing up a half-hour late for sales meetings, just because you're boinking the owner's daughter and so you think you can get away with it?"
BILLY-BOB: "Uhhh..."
GSM: "Is it 'not-cooler' than me having to walk you through all of your deals because you've been here for six months now, and you still don't know how to work a four-square?"
BILLY-BOB: "Ummm... Uhhh..."
GSM: "So, here's how this sh*t's gonna work.... I'm gonna post that pic on our website, and the dealership's gonna get about a thousand callers complaining about it, and I'm gonna say to the boss: 'Oh, I am SOOOooo sorry about that, I really didn't even notice it - I never even thought Billy-Bob would ever do anything like that, so I didn't really even check those photos out, and I take full responsibility, since I should have caught it, I really shoulda - so if you feel you need to let me go, I understand.' - but he's not gonna let me go, he's gonna tell me to let YOU go, since you're the dickhead flipping off all our customers on our website, get it? Got it? Good. Then you can go to work in Tulsa or Little Rock or some sh*thole place like that - I don't give a flying f*ck."
BILLY-BOB: "God-Dayum, Man!"
GSM: "Yep, so man-up & gimme the owners' daughter's phone number before you go, OK?"
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"OK, girlie-man, that's right, come on in and sit down...." #chevycamaro
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I approve of this. #chevycamaro
10/28/09
A) randomly falling out of the driver's seat onto the pavement.
or
B) The car randomly falling over and resting on the drivers door. #chevycamaro
10/28/09
Wes Siler vs Brad Pitt...
Go ahead ladies; start swooning. #chevycamaro
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I hate that I even knew enough about it to say this. #chevycamaro
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I want a beard like that, its amazing! #chevycamaro
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@PowerTryp forever Minardi: Here ya' go. #chevycamaro
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@Alfisted: It's people like you that make me realize that I'll never win a COTD. (that and my inability to spell) #chevycamaro
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08/27/09
BILLY-BOB: "OK, heh-heh, that's cool - why not? Hey, Jason, watch this, I'm gonna flip him off as soon as he takes the shot - that'll kiyyyk ASSS, wonnit?"
GSM: **Snappitty-snippity-snap*** "Got it! Thanks! We're done."
BILLY-BOB: "What? Hey waitaminnit! I was jest f*ckin' around - didn't you see I flipped you off in that shot?"
GSM: "Yeppers, and I got it... gonna post it today, too - been hating you since you started and now I got an excuse to fire your sorry ass."
BILLY-BOB: "WHAT??? Hey, man, that is NOT cool!"
GSM: "It's not cool? Is it 'not-cooler' than you showing up a half-hour late for sales meetings, just because you're boinking the owner's daughter and so you think you can get away with it?"
BILLY-BOB: "Uhhh..."
GSM: "Is it 'not-cooler' than me having to walk you through all of your deals because you've been here for six months now, and you still don't know how to work a four-square?"
BILLY-BOB: "Ummm... Uhhh..."
GSM: "So, here's how this sh*t's gonna work.... I'm gonna post that pic on our website, and the dealership's gonna get about a thousand callers complaining about it, and I'm gonna say to the boss: 'Oh, I am SOOOooo sorry about that, I really didn't even notice it - I never even thought Billy-Bob would ever do anything like that, so I didn't really even check those photos out, and I take full responsibility, since I should have caught it, I really shoulda - so if you feel you need to let me go, I understand.' - but he's not gonna let me go, he's gonna tell me to let YOU go, since you're the dickhead flipping off all our customers on our website, get it? Got it? Good. Then you can go to work in Tulsa or Little Rock or some sh*thole place like that - I don't give a flying f*ck."
BILLY-BOB: "God-Dayum, Man!"
GSM: "Yep, so man-up & gimme the owners' daughter's phone number before you go, OK?"
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Bob: I did too!
Neil: Prove it!
Bob: Smell my finger.