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    Image of RegalRegalia RegalRegalia
    05/21/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Three New TV Spots Debut Chevy Hick-Bot
    If only EVERY movie with a car got this much jalopress!
    And I mean that.
    Deer Hunter-20 posts/week on the pink 59 caddy
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail-5 posts/week on the rover police car
    UHF-15 posts/week on Weird Al's Nash Metropolitan
    Gremlins-7 posts/week on Billy's VW Beetle
    Over the Top-9 posts/week on Sly's big rig
    The Wrath of Khan-30+ posts/week on Montalban's Cordoba
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/21/09

    @RegalRegalia Mantide for nice price or crack pipe!: Alas, we live in the present.


    Release a new movie about cars and we can talk about that.


    Also: I'd rather Transformers than 4 Fast, 4 Furious.

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/21/09

    @RegalRegalia Mantide for nice price or crack pipe!: We've had LOTS of posts on Montalban's Cordoba. He's only mentioned constantly-- fuck, he's a meme, as is that car, and 'corinthian leather'.
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    Image of stoke stoke
    05/20/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Three New TV Spots Debut Chevy Hick-Bot
    Slightly o/t, but has anyone else noticed that the new Linkin Park theme song from Transformers 2 sounds exactly the same as the old Linkin Park theme song from Transformers?


    With the soundtrack as with the film, I get the impression we're being fed re-manufactured garbage by an extremely arrogant production team/studio/industry?


    I don't want to be a least common denominator.

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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    05/21/09

    @stoke: Have you not noticed that every Linkin Park song sounds exactly the same as every other Linkin Park song?


    I think the whole entertainment industry has been feeding us the re-manufactured garbage for years. They have found that as long as there is a vast amount of superfluous CG effects, people will buy anything and make them rich.


    Oooh, look! Something shiny!

    *runs away*

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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/20/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Three New TV Spots Debut Chevy Hick-Bot
    Well if Hickbot ain't just the most condescendin' misrepresentation of rural Americans. Poor li'l fella cain't even seem to keep both eyes open at once. Must be all that weed, or mebbe he's jus' 'lergic to kudzu.


    Thanks, Bay. Suck it hard.

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    Image of Forgetful - GT Junkie Forgetful - GT Junkie
    05/20/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Three New TV Spots Debut Chevy Hick-Bot
    2nd video, 0:15 something with an Audi Logo!
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/21/09

    @Forgetful: You certainly ARE forgetful-- it's a bloody R8 and if I remember right, it's evil.
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    Image of Steve Neill Steve Neill
    05/20/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Three New TV Spots Debut Chevy Hick-Bot
    I am getting sick of reading Transformers crap.


    On a side note, my girlfriend just admitted to me that I wasn't the first guy to take her virginity...


    Nice job.

     Reply
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/20/09

    @Steve Neill: As long as you were the last guy to take it...
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    05/20/09

    @Steve Neill: Well then, give it back.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/20/09

    @Steve Neill: Not to put too fine a point on it, but...ummm...shouldn't you have noticed?
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/20/09

    @Steve Neill: There Can Be Only One.


    If you weren't the first, you weren't any ordinal at all.

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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    05/21/09

    @Steve Neill: Ok, serious response:


    Did she lie to you in the first place?


    If yes, and it really bothers you; tell her where the door is and not to let it hit her on the way out.


    If yes, but it does not change how you feel about her; get over it and stop your thinly veiled attempts to brag about your sex life on the internet.


    If no; get over it and stop your thinly veiled attempts to brag about your sex life on the internet.

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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/21/09

    @Steve Neill: Born again Christian?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    05/21/09

    @Steve Neill: Technically, that sentence is still logically consistent. The first guy to take her virginity is also the only guy to take her virginity, neither of which Steve is.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/20/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Three New TV Spots Debut Chevy Hick-Bot
    What, no robogasm?
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    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    05/20/09

    @FromaBuick6: Robogasm!
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/20/09

    @Ray Wert: That's better. You don't want Megan Fox thinking you're a one robogasm a day kinda guy.
     Reply
    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    Sure that's not an Astra?
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    This can only help Ford sell a butt-load of Fiestas. The styling of this one has too much crap going on. In fact, I'd wager it has about 61.5% too much crap going on.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/10/09

    @graverobber: Jay Wert Hacked my Sig!: I liked this the first few times I saw it, but now it looks... tired, cheap, tacky. The Ford I've seen a lot more times, and it still looks kinda funky, kinda stylish.


    That's not a good sign. It means that in a year or so, once they're no longer a novelty, the Chevy isn't going to be selling all that well... at least, that's my prediction.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/10/09

    @Deartháir: Yeah, every time I see that Fiesta, the more I want one of those little bastards. In that self-same green colour I saw on Top Gear, five or six times in a row.


    In fact, I'm about ready to vow that once I graduate college and have some sort of money I will trade my Prius for a brand new 3- or 5- door Fiesta.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/10/09

    @A strolling player can't find Waldo: The scene on Top Gear still makes me laugh.


    Q: Is it green?


    Clarkson: [looks at bright green-painted car...] "Yes. Very."

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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @graverobber: Jay Wert Hacked my Sig!: Different class of car,this is in the same class as the Ka,not the Fiesta.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/10/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: Ka? That's what they drive in Boston.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @graverobber: Jay Wert Hacked my Sig!: Haha,that was witty. Being English i can't help but like the accent,is that weird? (not being English)
     Reply
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    Image of Feds Feds
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    With that "sucking a lemon" face, and the fact that it has chubbed up for its role as Chevy's euro-focused small car, they should call it the Chevy Renee Zellweger.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @Feds: You're right,it is the Renee Zellweger of the car world. Why does she always pull that face,anyone know?
     Reply
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    I do not like.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    Will it be foam?
     Reply
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    Image of Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage!
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    It seems to have lost much of its appeal in the evolution from Beat to Spark.

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    Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! was starred Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @Gearhead_42: That looks like it could be a "little person" Transformer. You know it'd be real angry & kick over scooters.
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    Image of Sixpackdan Sixpackdan
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    Come on people....you claim 1.0 and 1.2 but the press release says 1.6 and 1.8 with a 2.0 diesel? So what is it?
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/10/09

    @Sixpackdan:
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/10/09

    @A strolling player can't find Waldo: That's fucking BRILLIANT!
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    @A strolling player: Wow! I will take a case. Per week.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    The groove looked better

     Reply
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    02/10/09

    @Syrax wants a Tuscan S: you should have voted hippy.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    02/10/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: I tried!
     Reply
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    That badge on the hood probably weighs more than the engine.
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    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
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