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    Personalized 1977 Chevy Malibu Classic for $21,500!

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/01/09

    In reply to Personalized 1977 Chevy Malibu Classic for $21,500!
    Buying yourself a trophy after a drug-addled drifter told you that your car was the "sweetest fucking car here" while you were parked at the local Tastee Freez, does not make your car a "trophy winner".


    Especially since it wasn't even a car night a Tastee Freez.


    Congrats. Your Malibu is cooler than a '93 Camry, a '97 Plymouth Vovager, and an '02 Hyundai Accent.


    For the record, none of those cars are worth anywhere near $21,500, either.

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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    06/01/09

    In reply to Personalized 1977 Chevy Malibu Classic for $21,500!
    My dad's name is Ron, so that would make it 78.


    And the Grim Reaper theme is accurate. If I dropped 21 large on a 30+ year old hoopie, the wife would effing KILL me.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/01/09

    @Elhigh: Excellent jest, sir!
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    06/01/09

    In reply to Personalized 1977 Chevy Malibu Classic for $21,500!
    I demand the names of the 4 people (so far) who voted Nice Price!


    Seriously, I have some projects that they need to buy.

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    Image of clinto clinto
    06/01/09

    In reply to Personalized 1977 Chevy Malibu Classic for $21,500!
    1986 called.


    It wants it's air cleaner back.

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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    06/01/09

    In reply to Personalized 1977 Chevy Malibu Classic for $21,500!
    Crack Pipe.


    Now, if this car was an '09 Chevy Cobalt from a rental fleet, and it had airbrushed murals of Ron Gettlefinger's reanimated corpse standing at the gates of a burning UAW assembly plant, along with a mural of Fritz Henderson's soul being burned in effigy by undead UAW-worker zombies at today's Ch. 11 filing presentment...well, that might be worth considering.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/01/09

    In reply to Personalized 1977 Chevy Malibu Classic for $21,500!
    Crack-ola on this Death-Goof Chevy.

    I've seen more impressively rendered skulls on 8th Graders notebooks.

    --signed, Eldrock Bolton.
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    Image of JoeHardrock JoeHardrock
    06/01/09

    In reply to Personalized 1977 Chevy Malibu Classic for $21,500!
    There's a whole lotta weird in this car.


    Just for a lark, I googled "Eldrock Bolton" (seriously, the rest of the guy's ad was fairly legible, I don't know how he could misspell "Edelbrock bolt-on" so badly) and I got 8 results. The first is this Jalop article, 5 are other listings for the car, 1 is a coat of arms website, and the last is a mysterious .osa.pl thing that seems to be a jumbled mess of "degreevery" and "budoir french furniture."


    Things I do like about the ad are the "3200 or best offer" plastered on the back window of the car in one of the lower pics, and the fact that all the pics are dated to last Halloween. Very scary.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/01/09

    @JoeHardrock: Eldrock Bolton. Hmmm. I'm going to start using that as an alias.
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    06/01/09

    In reply to Personalized 1977 Chevy Malibu Classic for $21,500!
    You call that a mural?


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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    06/01/09

    @Dhillaz hammers stakes through heart-clicks: Damn collapsing comments. Is there away to turn it off without having to click "Expand All" every time? I always end up missing people's comments this way.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    06/01/09

    @Dhillaz hammers stakes through heart-clicks: Just get used to repeatedly clicking Expand All. It's how I live my life now...
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/01/09

    In reply to Personalized 1977 Chevy Malibu Classic for $21,500!
    I'm not going to pay 21k for a car with a grim reaper theme that looks like that. I doubt the mileage, because who would drive that 100k+ miles.
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    Image of top-dead-center top-dead-center
    06/01/09

    @.357: It probably had 97,500 miles on it before the customization started.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/01/09

    @top-dead-center: True.
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    03/23/09

    In reply to 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Gator-O-Rama 2009 Ãœber Gallery: The Americans
    Man, I vote on making LeMons illegal. If they keep this up, we won't have any more Fox Body Mustangs and SHO Taurus'. I jest, and think it would suck to not be allowed to strip down American iron and thrash them around the track.


    I would like to see more Tempo though. I guess if you want things done right, you've gotta toss in an SHO into a '93 Tempo two door and do it yourself.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/13/09

    In reply to 1967 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu, Plus Bonus Evil Chevy Poll
    My favorite is the '69 Nomad, but the '70 Impala is the most evil. Look at it!
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    01/13/09

    In reply to 1967 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu, Plus Bonus Evil Chevy Poll
    I was thinking the scarred '70 Impala or the '73 Chevelle...but then I realized they're beat up *by* someone so they can't be that evil. And Mel Gibson turned out to be a good guy, no? Unless he's drinking of course...


    I then thought of the wagons with the space for dead hookers...but getting rid of dead hookers is a nice thing to do for a friend --> not very evil.


    Then I thought the white '63 Bel Air.


    Wait..."white Bel Air"? Sounds too Hollywood.


    But the '69 Chevelle SS 396?


    I could see it with a flexing duckie on the hood and the muscle to back it up.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/13/09

    In reply to 1967 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu, Plus Bonus Evil Chevy Poll
    There was never a bad year for Chevelles. (Yes, Murilee, we called them Chevelles and not Malibus back then.)


    I went with the Super Sport but any Chevelle would be welcome in my car port.

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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    01/13/09

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: Really? Are the pics of the '73 (not to mention the hideous '75 El Camino) not showing on your browser?


    It's probably just that Chevy guys have a drastically different definition for the word "bad" than I do.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/13/09

    @El Slanterino, if yer not into the whole brevity thing: Granted, you're a Mopar guy, so your standards for "good" aren't as high...


    Sorry, I had to.

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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    01/13/09

    @FuzzyPlushroom: Ouch. Verily, I am hoist by my own petard- or something.


    Nicely done.. ya friggin bahstid.

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    Image of jduffy13 jduffy13
    01/13/09

    In reply to 1967 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu, Plus Bonus Evil Chevy Poll
    I love the forward leaning nose on the Malibu. Even parked it gives the car a look of motion and speed.


    Beautiful car.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/13/09

    @jduffy13: A shame that doesn't work with everything...


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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    01/13/09

    In reply to 1967 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu, Plus Bonus Evil Chevy Poll
    Always been a big fan of the late 60's chevelles. Gotta say my favorite is the 66 malibu though I would settle for the 67.
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