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Detroit, 11:40 PM
Sun Dec 6
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12/01/09
Also, "Ryan Lusk" must be the most Iwegian name I've ever come across.
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How the hell fast is it?
11/30/09
Man, that's my favorite store. In one place you get the smell of fresh manure, new hydro oil, new tires and feed corn. Hot damn I love being a native midwesterner.
11/30/09
12V Cummins, tweaked significantly, in a vehicle you'd never expect, FTMFW!
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Take for example, the simple porn magazine. An homage to the female figure, now completely rendered obsolete.
Why you may ask?
It was hard for men to hide their collection of pornographic paraphernalia from the missus and others while maintaining his status in the family and/or community, much worse to find a quiet place where to *ahem* "read the articles". Many men were emasculated when found by his significant other in the bathroom with a handfull of prell and his nether parts foamy with the look that resembles a deer caught in headlights.
To fix this, three men created the basis to what we now call the internet for one single purpose...porn.
Just like three horny gods created the internet to avoid stupidity and ridicule, ron has created this monstrosity to avert women and thus fulfill his ultimate goal.
Jack it to pixelated chicks.
You say idiot. I say pioneer.
11/30/09
Ugh.
You know, a better platform for this weapons grade insanity would have been an AMC Eagle. I've never been too keen on hacking up '68 Vettes for shits and grins. At least he could have used a late disco-Vette.
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11/26/09
Best of all, any cornfed kid in the heartland can make their very own car.
Not so sure lemon wheels would be good for an open-air car -- at least without wearing goggles.
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What's with the mismatching wheels on the RX-8?
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11/26/09
So, how come Gawker got the nice car and Jalopnik gets the corncob?
Oh wait, never mind.
11/26/09