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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    Sure that's not an Astra?
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    This can only help Ford sell a butt-load of Fiestas. The styling of this one has too much crap going on. In fact, I'd wager it has about 61.5% too much crap going on.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/10/09

    @graverobber: Jay Wert Hacked my Sig!: I liked this the first few times I saw it, but now it looks... tired, cheap, tacky. The Ford I've seen a lot more times, and it still looks kinda funky, kinda stylish.


    That's not a good sign. It means that in a year or so, once they're no longer a novelty, the Chevy isn't going to be selling all that well... at least, that's my prediction.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/10/09

    @Deartháir: Yeah, every time I see that Fiesta, the more I want one of those little bastards. In that self-same green colour I saw on Top Gear, five or six times in a row.


    In fact, I'm about ready to vow that once I graduate college and have some sort of money I will trade my Prius for a brand new 3- or 5- door Fiesta.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/10/09

    @A strolling player can't find Waldo: The scene on Top Gear still makes me laugh.


    Q: Is it green?


    Clarkson: [looks at bright green-painted car...] "Yes. Very."

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @graverobber: Jay Wert Hacked my Sig!: Different class of car,this is in the same class as the Ka,not the Fiesta.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/10/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: Ka? That's what they drive in Boston.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @graverobber: Jay Wert Hacked my Sig!: Haha,that was witty. Being English i can't help but like the accent,is that weird? (not being English)
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    Image of Feds Feds
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    With that "sucking a lemon" face, and the fact that it has chubbed up for its role as Chevy's euro-focused small car, they should call it the Chevy Renee Zellweger.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @Feds: You're right,it is the Renee Zellweger of the car world. Why does she always pull that face,anyone know?
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    I do not like.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    Will it be foam?
     Reply
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    Image of Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage!
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    It seems to have lost much of its appeal in the evolution from Beat to Spark.

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    Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! was starred Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @Gearhead_42: That looks like it could be a "little person" Transformer. You know it'd be real angry & kick over scooters.
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    Image of Sixpackdan Sixpackdan
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    Come on people....you claim 1.0 and 1.2 but the press release says 1.6 and 1.8 with a 2.0 diesel? So what is it?
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    02/10/09

    @Sixpackdan:
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/10/09

    @A strolling player can't find Waldo: That's fucking BRILLIANT!
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/10/09

    @A strolling player: Wow! I will take a case. Per week.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    The groove looked better

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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    02/10/09

    @Syrax wants a Tuscan S: you should have voted hippy.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    02/10/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: I tried!
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    That badge on the hood probably weighs more than the engine.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    That interior looks decent, but I'm still not enjoying the Waterfallopian design language. Subaru and some others are doing it, too.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    In reply to Chevy Spark Headed To Geneva
    (cough)Daewoo(cough)
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    02/10/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: Daewoo means "great universe". It's a little more dignified than Chevrolet, which means "coccooned in tupperware".
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/10/09

    @Number_Six, unsecured and hacked: Haha,nice one.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/08/09

    In reply to Chevy Beat Heading To Detroit After Live Tease On Today Show
    I'm waiting until the headlights actually are A pillars--fender to roof, baby. That's style!

    Can you see me now?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/08/09

    In reply to Chevy Beat Heading To Detroit After Live Tease On Today Show
    I'm kind of amazed nobody has posted this yet:



    + Watch video
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/08/09

    @Deartháir: a Cruder, Fart-Joke Version of graverobber: Or, if, like me, you were too young to really remember Michael when he wasn't freaky-weird, try this:



    + Watch video
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    01/08/09

    In reply to Chevy Beat Heading To Detroit After Live Tease On Today Show
    I want one in ten or fifteen years, so I can say I have a beater Beat.


    Then maybe do an engine swap to a 2-piece rear main 305 out of an 84 Buick Riviera, but with a 290 duration cam and a quadrajet perched on a 2 inch carb adapter to facilitate using the original 2 bbl manifold.


    Then I'll drag race it. It still won't be very fast, and it'll handle like shit, so I'll still get beaten in my beater Beat.

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    Image of cubejockey cubejockey
    01/08/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Chevy Beat Today Show Skirt-Lift
    Can't wait to see this one on the streets of Cleveland!


    Fat single mom. Cigarette in her mouth yelling about her ex-sperm donor er...boyfriend on the cell phone, two different looking babies in the back...scratches and dents in the front and sides..

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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    01/08/09

    @cubejockey: So you're saying the Cobalt and Aveo won't have any more customers?
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