Every Sport Is Full Of Lance Armstrongs

If you've been so busy making tender love to your fake girlfriend and you've been unable to catch the news let me fill you in: Lance Armstrong admitted to cheating. Many of us did know that Lance Armstrong doped throughout his career, and a few nights back, he finally fessed up.

Cheating in sports is unfortunately far … » 1/21/13 2:00pm 1/21/13 2:00pm

Judges Skeptical About Chard Beef Regal's Alleged 307 Small-Block: 100…

It turns out that the LeMons Supreme Court did » 8/23/08 2:30pm 8/23/08 2:30pm hand out a stiff penalty to at least one racer during the BS Inspection process… and whaddya know, it went to the ! For some inexplicable reason, a GM G-body with a so-called 307 Chevy aroused judicial suspicion, and the gavel fell . These guys obviously didn't read . But …

What Would Smokey Do? 24 Hours of LeMons Cheating Tips From Judge…

Those of you who read Judge Loverman's account of serving on the 24 Hours of LeMons South Supreme Court might be telling yourselves "That's interesting, but I really want to know how to give my alleged 500-buck race car an unfair advantage at the next race and get away with it!" » 8/13/08 2:00pm 8/13/08 2:00pm