Here’s Why This Beat-Up Kia Is The Best Car I’ve Ever ReviewedDoug DeMuro5/12/16 2:57pm28441EditPromoteGo to permalinkAs an automotive writer, I occasionally get the chance to review cool cars. An Alfa Romeo 4C. A new Toyota Land Cruiser. A Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet. Well, last week I reviewed a 13-year-old Kia that screeches upon startup like a middle school fire alarm. It was glorious.