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    Gold Painted Rolls Royce Phantom Spotted In UK

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/08/09

    In reply to Gold Painted Rolls Royce Phantom Spotted In UK
    Let's band together and light that Range Rover on fire, shall we?


    I think we can spare the Rolls. It's only a new owner and some black paint away from salvation.

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    01/08/09

    In reply to Gold Painted Rolls Royce Phantom Spotted In UK
    Phantoms, in general, are tacky.


    Because the only people who can afford them (or more aptly, those who go places where I see them with an RR) have no taste.


    The Phantom isn't so bad, it's that Range Rover that really gets me.

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    Image of Armand Armand
    01/08/09

    In reply to Gold Painted Rolls Royce Phantom Spotted In UK
    The other day, I saw a white Phantom driving through San Francisco. I thought it was the tackiest goddamn thing in the world.


    Now I know that it was only the SECOND tackiest goddamn thing in the world.

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    Image of Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls
    01/08/09

    In reply to Gold Painted Rolls Royce Phantom Spotted In UK
    That Rover exhaust looks like a friggin' pipe organ. If that dude had any taste, and those Cuisinart blade wheels suggest he does not, he'd tune those eight pipes to perform in harmony.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/08/09

    @Sportwagons have hustle AND bustle:


    With an octo-exhaust like that, the guy must be a dragon spotter.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    01/08/09

    In reply to Gold Painted Rolls Royce Phantom Spotted In UK
    Dudes, Black & Gold in England? John Player Special:






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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/08/09

    @graverobber: An older, drunker, less Canadian version of De...:


    The actual inspiration for the original SE Trans Ams, and the color scheme that saved the Firebird's "flaming chicken" decal from a premature death at the hands of Bill Mitchell.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/08/09

    @graverobber: An older, drunker, less Canadian version of De...: Unlike the Roller, those are almost tasteful. Except the middle one. That one's Teh Secks.
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    01/08/09

    In reply to Gold Painted Rolls Royce Phantom Spotted In UK
    If there's an opposite of sex, that Rover is it.


    Imagine it the next time you're in trouble, if you know what I mean.

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    Image of Ferrum26 Ferrum26
    01/08/09

    @Bumblebee: I see what you did there...I think I can safely swap out my mental picture of Janet Reno. Kudos
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    01/08/09

    @Ferrum26: Ha ha ha ha ha
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    01/08/09

    In reply to Gold Painted Rolls Royce Phantom Spotted In UK
    Didn't Rolls use to have a clause limiting what you could do with the car? Like, they reserved the right to take it back if you did such a thing as this?


    Everyone knows the proper way to treat a Rolls is to drive it across the Atacama Desert.

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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    01/08/09

    In reply to Gold Painted Rolls Royce Phantom Spotted In UK
    This is the car that impressionable youths who grew up watching the Black Gold Datsun 1980 280ZX television ads aspire to once they grow up to be an obscenely rich and tasteless hedge fund manager...


    Oh, and they buy a lot of silk shirts and gold chains, too...

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/08/09

    In reply to Gold Painted Rolls Royce Phantom Spotted In UK
    2009 Rolls Royce Phantom SE- Burt Reynolds "Bandit" edition
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    01/08/09

    In reply to Gold Painted Rolls Royce Phantom Spotted In UK
    Boo-ya-ka-sha!
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