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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    You know what this kid needs? A whupping. That, and a go-cart.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    Little Ricky Bobby loved his mother's cooking so much, well he'd do anything to not be late for meals.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    I am amazed! I have a seven year-old son and, manual tranny notwithstanding, I'm quite sure he couldn't get my car out of the driveway without smashing into stuff.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    Aww. It'll be less adorable when he grows up and wrecks his father's 1969 Camaro into somebody's yard.
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    As a fellow boredom-hater, I can't blame this kid too much. I'm pretty sure church gave me ADD. My parents quit going after forcing me through "conformation" when I was in middle school. Hypocrites :) I want all that wasted time back, so I can look at more internet porn before I die.
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    Image of bradyb bradyb
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    As a Utahn I just want to say that Yes Utah is full of sister wives just like HBO would have you believe. Everything is totally overrated and everybody should stay out of the state. Please don't come to the Mountains/Ski Resorts, Moab, Zion's, Lake Powell, Bear Lake, Canyon Lands, Miller Motorsports Park, etc...

    I really enjoy my outdoor excursions with out people so I suggest you cancel your trip to Utah and go to Disney Land or something instead.

    Thanks.
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    FP - missing Pete and the SHOwagon promoted this comment Edited by bradyb at 07/30/09 12:24 PM bradyb was starred bradyb was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/30/09

    @bradyb: Outside of the cities, I get the impression that Utah, like Wyoming, Idaho, etc. is just a giant, awesome national park.
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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    07/30/09

    @FP - missing Pete and the SHOwagon: A giant national park full of weirdos and Mormons. My favorite story when I went to Utah, was buying a bottle of water and a banana at a gas station/convenience store. The surly, grizzled old man behind the counter (who I imagine was the owner) looked at my purchase and snorted. "You some kind of heath nut? Bottled water huh? I can go 2 miles down the road and drink from the stream for free." To that I said "I'll gladly pay a dollar not to go 2 miles out of my way to get some water." He seemed to like that response, or at least it shut him up.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    Only one letter's difference between "Mormon" and "Moron".
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    Image of Theimbellis Theimbellis
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    1: Poor parenting for not telling their own child a car isn't a toy.

    2: Poor parenting for forcing their child to attend church since it's the child's choice to attend or not ("sinners" doesn't exist).

    3: This 7 years old may be the next Michael Schumacher, at least he had his chance driving a car on a public street like a stuntman.

    4: This 7 years old may are trying to break the record for the youngest driver to cause a police chase.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    Trying very, very hard to not be raised Mormon. Good on you, kid.

    "Moderate speeds." Is the Intrepid capable of anything more?
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    Image of Pibbs Pibbs
    07/30/09

    @Elhigh: I'm surprised it even made it to "Moderate". The parents should be lucky the kid isn't charged with attempted murder with the amount of parts that would fall off any other Intrepid at those speeds.
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    Image of hittatree_p hittatree_p
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    See what happens when you let Jesus build your hotrod?
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    Image of Tyson Tyson
    07/30/09

    @hittatree_p: I think the problem was that Jesus didn't built that hot rod.
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    Elhigh promoted this comment Tyson was starred Tyson was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    07/30/09

    @Tyson: I get the feeling Jesus won't have much to say about Utah.
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    Image of Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    This is another great reason to own a manual transmission vehicle...and to never take your family to church.

    I have a 7 year old boy. If he did this without crashing or hurting anyone I'd try my best to look upset, but I'd be pretty proud on the inside.

    And I thought I was cool for swiping my parents' car at age 14. This kid showed me!
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    FlakJack promoted this comment Edited by Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls at 07/30/09 10:58 AM Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls was starred Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    An intrepid kid dodges Utah cops in a Dodge Intrepid. Bravo!
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    Image of oddseth oddseth
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    +1 for the athiests!
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    I would have done the same thing. I hated to go to church because it was
    1) Roman Catholic
    2) Went to Catholic School
    3) And I never believed there is a god

    Besides that, being raised in Utah has to be hell in itself. One state (out of many) I would never even consider visiting.
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    07/30/09

    @UDMan: I take it you're not much of an outdoorsman, then. Utah is arguably THE best outdoor sports destination in the US, if not the world.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    07/30/09

    @Ash78: The key word here is "destination."
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    07/30/09

    @Ash78: No joke. If you can't get into the fishing or skiing, people here should at least appreciate Miller Motorsports Park.
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    07/30/09

    In reply to Cops Chase 7-Year Old Dodge Driver
    did you see that kid run? he's is gone... no way you are ever gonna catch him...

    kid does have some skillz behind the wheel, stayed on teh right side and everything!

    good job kid...
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    Image of jesusonthedashboard jesusonthedashboard
    07/30/09

    @B1663R: Winded Officer:

    "He’s a freak…

    He’s the fastest kid alive…"
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    B1663R promoted this comment Edited by jesusonthedashboard at 07/30/09 11:54 AM jesusonthedashboard was starred jesusonthedashboard was unstarred
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