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    Charles Barkley's Alleged Drunken Drive Fueled By Need For Oral Sex

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/01/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley's Alleged Drunken Drive Fueled By Need For Oral Sex
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    01/01/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley's Alleged Drunken Drive Fueled By Need For Oral Sex
    So long as he's getting and not giving, it's all good, right?


    Man, I'd hate for my name and face to be on this news item. Mom'd kill me.

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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    01/01/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley's Alleged Drunken Drive Fueled By Need For Oral Sex
    I love the Indianapolis Star's headline for this one.


    [www.indystar.com]


    "Cops: Barkley blew stop sign to get sex"


    Well, THAT'S not how you do it.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/01/09

    @John Krewson: Hahahaha, that's priceless! Thanks for sharing.
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    01/01/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley's Alleged Drunken Drive Fueled By Need For Oral Sex
    Shaq is PHX now. Why not just call him and get hooked up with one of his women? He must have dozens on his speed dial, surely one was available for Charles.
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    Image of Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.
    01/01/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley's Alleged Drunken Drive Fueled By Need For Oral Sex
    This makes total sense to me now. I'm sorry I was so negative about him getting a DUI.


    What a jerkoff.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/01/09

    @Landau_Calrissian: Actually, that's just what he was trying to avoid.
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    Image of Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.
    01/01/09

    @FuzzyPlushroom: ZING! I hit hit "Submit" right as I thought of what a bad choice of words that was. I blame New Year's.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    01/01/09

    @Landau_Calrissian: "Hit Hit Submit" would make a totally killer nerdcore rap track.
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    01/01/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley's Alleged Drunken Drive Fueled By Need For Oral Sex
    Ya know, car fair for his ladyfriend would have been much cheaper in the long run. Granted, taxis are scarce in Phoenix, but you can still CALL for one, or have the hotel concierge arrange it. Tough luck...
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    01/01/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Oops... "car fare..."
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/02/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: The sad part is, I first read that headline as Charles Barrett, not Charles Barkley...
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    01/01/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley Nabbed For DUI
    Never heard of the guy,then i dont generally read about celebutards. I thought this is a car website?
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    12/31/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley Nabbed For DUI
    I just read the arrest report. Sounds like Sir Charles was pulled over after bumping a tiny car with Angola plates into a ditch. Apparently he challenged the arresting officer to a winner-take-all game of high-stakes blackjack; when the cop refused, Barkley flagged down a passing motorist in a fit of pique, dragged him from his car and heaved him cleanly through his own windshield. He then drew a 7-iron from his trunk and attempted to beat the officer with it, but none of his terribly executed strokes found their target. When back at the station for booking, he accused the Philadelphia 76ers of racism and announced his candidacy for governor.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    12/31/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley Nabbed For DUI
    What the hell kind of field sobriety test to they give to former NBA players? Half-court shots? A tip-off possession test with the officer? I would imagine that members of the Harlem Globetrotters could drive around with impunity while lit if so.
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    12/31/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley Nabbed For DUI
    Aren't you allowed to refuse the field sobriety tests in most states?
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    12/31/08

    @timtoolman: I thought "implied consent" was a federal law...if you refuse field sobriety, you're assumed guilty and arrested (until/unless the breathalizer proves you sober).


    When I was 16, I was detained, car impounded, and taken to the station for "suspicion of underage drinking." They wouldn't even give me a sobriety test or breathalizer at my own request. Instead they wasted 5 hours of my time and forced my mom to come pick me up at 1am. It was like a sport of inconvenience.

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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    12/31/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley Nabbed For DUI
    I guess this was a follow-up to this vintage Charles Barkley Ad...
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    12/31/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley Nabbed For DUI
    Won't hurt his chances as governor. The city of Birmingham just elected a 29-year-old city councilor who was busted for possession a couple years ago. Not quite Marion or Kwame, but it's a nice start.
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    Image of ballhog ballhog
    12/31/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley Nabbed For DUI
    So what does Sir Charles drive? I guessing Toyota Camry .
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    12/31/08

    @ballhog: Just take a look at the ad I posted, and you'll get your answer.
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