The latest calls for Lewis Hamilton to be banned from China over spraying a Formula One grid girl just serve as more proof that you should never, ever listen to anything printed in the Daily Mail. Out of the billions of social issues to raise about the Chinese Grand Prix, Hammy's champagne simply isn't one.
Do you like bottle service at clubs? Do you like to keep an expensive bottle of Cristal with you at all times? Do you consider yourself a baller? Do you also like to act like you're saving the environment?