You know what happens in a real earthquake? A pause. And then slight confusion. And then frantically trying to remember what elementary school taught you on where you should go. And then panic because you don’t remember. You know what happens when you film an earthquake disaster movie such as San Andreas? Comedy.
Dude! Get off the tracks! What the hell are you thinking—oh, I see what you did there.
Here, finally, are official photos of the 2010 Mercedes E-Class Coupe range including the AMG-tuned E500 Coupe above. Accompanying our mega-gallery below are all the details on the new two-door's stunning... efficiency?
Sick of CGI cars? Then — whatever you do — please don't even think of watching this. Stand back. Boo.
Those crazy frogs — always coming up with something to get us to love them again. First it was baguettes after WWI — then it was hot chicks with hairy pits after WWII — this time they've helped to quash those robot withdrawal symptoms with those funky-fresh transformin' Citroen C4 ads. Oh yes, our use of the plural…
Citroen's dancing robot CGI spot for its C4 infected more hosts than the A/Hong Kong/156/97 (H5N1) — more epidemiology jokes, please. Now the company is working up a sequel with the UK office of Citro n's creative team at Euro RSCG, set to electro-house track 'Walking Away' by The Egg. Considering the theme this time…