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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    06/10/09

    In reply to Russian Designer Creates Futuristic Muska Super Car
    Biggest case for "Fart-Can Exhaust" envy ever! Too bad the big speed hole aren't the exhausts, imagine how many kitties they could eated!


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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/10/09

    In reply to Russian Designer Creates Futuristic Muska Super Car
    It's a big improvement over previous Russian supercar designs we've seen around here:
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    06/10/09

    @combat chuck: That thing looks like Mickey Rooney's character in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/10/09

    @#6: If I could heartclick you again, I would. That was hilarious.
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    Image of stoke stoke
    06/10/09

    In reply to Russian Designer Creates Futuristic Muska Super Car
    Reminds me of the Falen, the Scot supercar.


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    Image of stoke stoke
    06/10/09

    @stoke has a JDM front wing: *sigh* Can Jalopnik publish some type of tutorial to teach idiots how to post pictures in comments?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/10/09

    @stoke has a JDM front wing: Lifehacker already has.

    [lifehacker.com]

    Copy the HTML code into the comment box, replace the sample web address with the real one, DO NOT CLOSE THE HTML TAG PROPERLY, and then submit the comment.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/10/09

    In reply to Russian Designer Creates Futuristic Muska Super Car
    With all of the Russian billionaires, I think this is a possibility.
    I like it, a lot.


    Lose the Lamborghini doors though. I think it would look better with gullwings.

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    Image of RegalRegalia RegalRegalia
    06/10/09

    In reply to Russian Designer Creates Futuristic Muska Super Car
    If a 430 and the enzo had a threesome with a ruler this would result.
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    Image of pres pres
    06/10/09

    @RegalRegalia being born a ford guy is paying off in an inte...:


    And the bottomless hole from 300 was the fluffer.

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    Image of jdoubleh jdoubleh
    06/10/09

    @pres ala mode: wow. all I can say. Oh, and that reminds me of my first wife, somehow.
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    Image of pres pres
    06/10/09

    @jdoubleh, aberration roulante:


    Mine too, especially with the asshole and the pointy beak being so predominant in the design.

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    06/10/09

    In reply to Russian Designer Creates Futuristic Muska Super Car
    In Russia, Reventón reinvents self.
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    06/10/09

    In reply to Russian Designer Creates Futuristic Muska Super Car
    Oh, the things I could do with those tail lights...


    One junk yard trip, and watch out!

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/10/09

    In reply to Russian Designer Creates Futuristic Muska Super Car
    Chernobyl called. They want their mutated MiG-25/Volga lovechild back.
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    Image of pres pres
    06/10/09

    In reply to Russian Designer Creates Futuristic Muska Super Car
    Finally, a fitting body for a true powerhouse GAZ motor. Make mine a 2 stroke.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    Improved the Design:



    Your welcome
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    If you look at a V70 (or S60 for that matter) you'll see that your head and shoulders (for lustrous, dandruff-free hair) reside eill behind the B-pillar. If these photoshopped images were brought to fruition, you'd need to cant your head forward at an awkward angle to keep from having it stick out the back window. Add about 4 inches, and maybe a little aft-door window, and there you go. It'd still look pretty sweet.
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    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    That's one spicy Swedish meatball! I like it.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    My name is Olaf.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    It's so pretty. I like the one shooting lasers out of it's head lights.


    Back in the 2000's, I had an El Camino that had, in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser." Using these "lasers," we punch a hole in traffic, which we scientists call the "Slow Drivers." Slowly but surely, drivers will be too afraid to go on the road and the economy will crawl to a halt. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.

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    Image of Triborough Triborough
    03/24/09

    In reply to El Caminoed Volvo V70 Warps And Teases Our Mangled Minds
    Wouldn't the proper suffix be -cheroed? It is a Ford.
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    Image of bygeorge bygeorge
    03/24/09

    @Triborough: Ding! The gent wins a prize! i was about to say the same thing...


    Ford should stick a thumb in GM's eye and release a 21st century Ranchero! (Except it would be highly unprofitable to do so, but...Ranchero! FTW!)

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/24/09

    @bygeorge: Yup. Me too.
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