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Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt

Murilee Martin — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:00:00 EST

We're pretty sure that the woman driving the '87 Sundance up the Stade Olympique in Montreal is not Céline Dion- though all the YouTubers swear it's her- but this ad for the '91 Dodge Colt does appear to feature Quebec's most famous daughter. First she dances with some scurrilous-looking gents, then leaves a swath of destruction behind her rebadged Mitsubishi, which is powerful enough to melt parking meters.

Celine Dion Drives Her '87 Plymouth Sundance Right Up The Tallest Building In Montreal!

Murilee Martin — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:00:00 EDT

It turns out that Céline Dion really did make French-language Chrysler commercials back in the 80s, and here's another one allegedly featuring the future superstar. Thrill as she hoons that '87 Sundance right up the Stade Olympique in Montreal, miraculously avoiding arrest at the summit. Maybe 146 turbocharged horsepower (although this car appears to be the 97-horse NA version) is all you need to accomplish such a feat!

Prenez De L'Avance Avec Chrysler: 1990 Dodge Shadow

Murilee Martin — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:00:00 EDT

Imagine a world where Detroit cars dominate, yet French is the language! Yes, Quebec in 1990 was such a place, and Chrysler knew those wacky Habitants wouldn't be able to resist the allure of the Dodge Shadow… provided, of course, that local girl Céline Dion- or a lookalike- performed a very strange baby-seat-summoning dance ritual in their ads.