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    Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt

    Celine Dion Drives Her '87 Plymouth Sundance Right Up The Tallest Building In Montreal!

    Prenez De L'Avance Avec Chrysler: 1990 Dodge Shadow
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    Image of bzr bzr
    05/14/09

    In reply to Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt
    Once again proving my most insane conspiracy theories: the apocalypse will directly involve Celine Dion.
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/11/08

    In reply to Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt
    Why Dodge Colt "200"? What does that mean? Wheelbase in centimetres?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/11/08

    @mr.chophoppers: It's got a 200 hour warranty.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    11/10/08

    In reply to Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt
    Wasn't there a similar commercial in which Willard Scott destroyed Wisconsin in an Eagle Summit? Sorry, '91 was blur.
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    Image of General_Zad's_Chicken General_Zad's_Chicken
    11/10/08

    In reply to Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt
    And now we know how to save Chrysler again.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    11/10/08

    In reply to Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt
    My heart will go on. My transmission on the other hand....
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    Image of abgwin abgwin
    11/10/08

    In reply to Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt
    this is exactly why the US needs to adopt a multi-language system. If we legislated that certain states must broadcast in another language, we would be providing opportunity for all kinds of folks to make it big.


    I think Valley Girl should be California's official language and all menus, billboards, road signs and commercials be scripted by Moon Unit Zappa and Julie Brown.

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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    11/10/08

    @abgwin:

    "Like, totally...! Omigod, everybody run...! The homecoming queen has got a gun... Stop it Debbie, you're embarassing me. Gag me with a spoon... that's sooo grody. Grody to the max...!"


    /Valleyspeak primer

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    Image of abgwin abgwin
    11/10/08

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: i knew i could trust you to know which Julie Brown i spoke of. Earth Girls Are Easy, indeed!
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    11/10/08

    @abgwin:

    ...And just like dear Ms. Brown, sometimes "I like'em BIG and STUPID"...


    Now, just don't get me started on "The Waitresses" or I may burst into a chorus of "Square Pegs" or "Christmas Rap"...

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    Image of ET had a Cartruckgasm ET had a Cartruckgasm
    11/10/08

    In reply to Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt
    She's destroying Montreal there, not Québec city.


    And that's her alright. Good thing she's had the good sense to move South.


    Bon débaras en crisse.

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    11/10/08

    @ET had a Cartruckgasm: I think they were implying that she was destroying the WHOLE PROVENCE.


    Few people know that Céline Dion's birth name was Casimira.

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/10/08

    In reply to Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt
    Quand vous êtes un gicleur, vous êtes un gicleur toute la manière.
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    11/10/08

    @smalleyxb122: "If you are a nozzle, you are the whole nozzle."
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    11/10/08

    @smalleyxb122: Quand vous aimer l'outre, vous aimez les outre toute la manière.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    11/10/08

    In reply to Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt
    I owned a Dodge Colt. All it was capable of destroying was it's own timing belt...repeatedly...and my bank balance.
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    11/10/08

    In reply to Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt
    Headline:


    "Dion and Colt Team to Destroy Quebec"


    (Don't miss the disrobing of the flabbergasted gendarme)

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    Image of Benson2175 Benson2175
    11/10/08

    In reply to Céline Dion Destroys Quebec In Her 1991 Dodge Colt
    It might be her. She's probably had massive amounts of plastic surgery since then.
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    11/10/08

    @Benson2175: it is not her.. back then she had Dracula teeth and was even uglier.
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