Why is it that every time a high end car get mashed, all of the people yelling about "rich idiots" that "can't drive" come out of the woodwork.
Even if it happens on a race track, same reaction. I know its envy, but it bothers me.
I plan on being really rich at some point (just not right now, I'm too busy) I will then buy a really fast, really expensive car. I fully anticipate sliding it sideways into something within several days of owning it. That just seems like something I'd do.
It really puts a wet towel on my "get rich fantasy" when I wad up my super car, come home, check Jalopnik and see a photo of me looking like the SLR guy in post entitled "Doogie You're an Asshat that Can't Drive"... I'm salty with you guys for ruining my dreams.
Then again, maybe that's how I'll know when I've made it big. "Certified Douche by Jalopnik" has a nice ring to it. #celebrities
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No too much intrusion there. I'm guessing the collision was more like 100 repetitive blows from close range while embracing another car in an "I'm not quite gay, just curious" manner.
I'm waiting for the picture of him sitting in traffic and either:
A) randomly falling out of the driver's seat onto the pavement.
or
B) The car randomly falling over and resting on the drivers door. #chevycamaro
@Scandinavian Flick: Swooning is a state of ecstasy or rapture. I couldn't swoon over a Camaro, a Jaguar, Brad Pitt.....but, just maybe....well, you know. #chevycamaro
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Even if it happens on a race track, same reaction. I know its envy, but it bothers me.
I plan on being really rich at some point (just not right now, I'm too busy) I will then buy a really fast, really expensive car. I fully anticipate sliding it sideways into something within several days of owning it. That just seems like something I'd do.
It really puts a wet towel on my "get rich fantasy" when I wad up my super car, come home, check Jalopnik and see a photo of me looking like the SLR guy in post entitled "Doogie You're an Asshat that Can't Drive"... I'm salty with you guys for ruining my dreams.
Then again, maybe that's how I'll know when I've made it big. "Certified Douche by Jalopnik" has a nice ring to it. #celebrities
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That will buff up right out.#celebrities
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... yes, I'm in my thirties. #celebrities
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(Hey NHTSA--resume in profile!) #celebrities
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"OK, girlie-man, that's right, come on in and sit down...." #chevycamaro
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I approve of this. #chevycamaro
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A) randomly falling out of the driver's seat onto the pavement.
or
B) The car randomly falling over and resting on the drivers door. #chevycamaro
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Wes Siler vs Brad Pitt...
Go ahead ladies; start swooning. #chevycamaro
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