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    Image of DoogieFullHouser DoogieFullHouser
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    Why is it that every time a high end car get mashed, all of the people yelling about "rich idiots" that "can't drive" come out of the woodwork.
    Even if it happens on a race track, same reaction. I know its envy, but it bothers me.

    I plan on being really rich at some point (just not right now, I'm too busy) I will then buy a really fast, really expensive car. I fully anticipate sliding it sideways into something within several days of owning it. That just seems like something I'd do.

    It really puts a wet towel on my "get rich fantasy" when I wad up my super car, come home, check Jalopnik and see a photo of me looking like the SLR guy in post entitled "Doogie You're an Asshat that Can't Drive"... I'm salty with you guys for ruining my dreams.

    Then again, maybe that's how I'll know when I've made it big. "Certified Douche by Jalopnik" has a nice ring to it. #celebrities
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    skitter promoted this comment DoogieFullHouser was starred DoogieFullHouser was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    If only he shared James Dean's seatbelt wearing policy. #celebrities
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    He should be penalized for landing a blow below the beltline.

    That will buff up right out.#celebrities
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    Edited by Alfisted at 11/04/09 4:09 PM Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    I hope his goat wasn't hurt.
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    HoonThatFerrari promoted this comment Edited by Turbineguy - now with reheat!! at 11/04/09 3:59 PM Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was starred Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    UFC....is that martial arts? Or is it like marital arts? I get confused. #celebrities
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    Image of Shamoononon:  I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/04/09

    @skaycog: Universal Felch Club?

    ... yes, I'm in my thirties. #celebrities
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    eggwich del fiero promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    11/05/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: you're my favorite, cuz you freak me out. #celebrities
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    eggwich del fiero was starred eggwich del fiero was unstarred
    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    Doesn't look nearly as bad that the title of the article implies. It's not really smashed up. It's distinguished. #celebrities
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    Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master promoted this comment Dr. Evil Genius was starred Dr. Evil Genius was unstarred
    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    11/04/09

    @Dr. Evil Genius: Cotomized! #celebrities
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    Only a flesh wound. Not even a $50k repair. Poor little Ferrari just had a little teething trouble, that's all. #celebrities
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    No too much intrusion there. I'm guessing the collision was more like 100 repetitive blows from close range while embracing another car in an "I'm not quite gay, just curious" manner.

    (Hey NHTSA--resume in profile!) #celebrities
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    Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 was starred Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 was unstarred
    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/04/09

    @Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master: I'm guessing he gently rear-ended someone, just to see what it was like. #celebrities
     Reply
    David Hume was starred David Hume was unstarred
    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    He can just cover that up with an Ed Hardy car bra #celebrities
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/28/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
    Ray, This ain't the fucking Daily Mail. I couldn't give a flying fox what Brad Pitt drives. #chevycamaro
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    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was starred LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was unstarred
    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    10/28/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
    okay who drank the haterade straight from the bottle? you know you should use a glass. #chevycamaro
     Reply
    dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! was starred dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/28/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
    The funniest thing in this picture is the expression on the Camaro, which appears to be thinking something devious. We could have a caption contest.

    "OK, girlie-man, that's right, come on in and sit down...." #chevycamaro
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of stevecmh stevecmh
    10/28/09

    @Novaload: HA.. totally... Great comment. #chevycamaro
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    Novaload promoted this comment stevecmh was starred stevecmh was unstarred
    Image of dataPOG dataPOG
    10/28/09

    @Novaload: glad I'm not the only one..... #chevycamaro
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    Novaload promoted this comment dataPOG was starred dataPOG was unstarred
    Image of Stick Shifts and Safety Belts Stick Shifts and Safety Belts
    10/28/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
    This picture along with the fact that Mr. Pitt can be seen in Fight Club tearing off in a 4th Gen Camaro makes me believe he has love for the F-Body.

    I approve of this. #chevycamaro
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    Novaload promoted this comment Stick Shifts and Safety Belts was starred Stick Shifts and Safety Belts was unstarred
    Image of RandomArt RandomArt
    10/28/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
    I'm waiting for the picture of him sitting in traffic and either:
    A) randomly falling out of the driver's seat onto the pavement.
    or
    B) The car randomly falling over and resting on the drivers door. #chevycamaro
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    FlakJack promoted this comment RandomArt was starred RandomArt was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    10/28/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
    Maybe Wes should see if Jaguar will put a car up against this.

    Wes Siler vs Brad Pitt...

    Go ahead ladies; start swooning. #chevycamaro
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/28/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: Swooning is a state of ecstasy or rapture. I couldn't swoon over a Camaro, a Jaguar, Brad Pitt.....but, just maybe....well, you know. #chevycamaro
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