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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    Does the chinese government censor Cadillac Escalades or something? There has to be millions of photos on the internets.
     Reply
    FrankGrimes was starred FrankGrimes was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    Great, now my eyes have lead poisoning. Thanks China!
     Reply
    Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    Seeing how the Chinese think an Escalade looks explains a lot about the design of Chinese cars.
     Reply
    smalleyxb122 was starred smalleyxb122 was unstarred
    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    Anyone got a clip of tiger calling kobe to find out where he got that ring?
     Reply
    Steve_in_NC was starred Steve_in_NC was unstarred
    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    The endorsements are continuing just fine.
     Reply
    Steve_in_NC was starred Steve_in_NC was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    His wife must have been really teed off.
     Reply
    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of pres pres
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    Really, I was waiting for the wife to beat up Tiger and take all of his money.

    Too soon?
     Reply
    pres was starred pres was unstarred
    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    I'm waiting for the video of why this all started.
     Reply
    lilwillie was starred lilwillie was unstarred
    Image of beercheck beercheck
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    Oh, that was AWESOME!
     Reply
    beercheck was starred beercheck was unstarred
    Image of LS1RX7owen LS1RX7owen
    12/02/09

    @beercheck: agreed! +1 to that news station for making it all so much more very awesomer! I love the animated domestic fight, wow.
     Reply
    beercheck promoted this comment LS1RX7owen was starred LS1RX7owen was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    The Sims: Tiger Woods edition
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    Fourth Estate meets Second Life
     Reply
    Ash78, tryptophanatic was starred Ash78, tryptophanatic was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    Who knew that Swedish models were proficient at hunting Tigers with golf clubs?
     Reply
    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/30/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Cadillac Escalade Crash Scene Photos
    Think he was man enough to critique her stroke?

    Keep your left arm straight.

    You're not following through honey.

    And the best one...

    Always keep your eye on the ball.
     Reply
    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/30/09

    In reply to Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
    Dear Lord:

    I don't ask for much... but please smite this person for he knows not how to drive.

    Amen

    P.S. Please send $$$ for more tires.
     Reply
    VeeArrrSix was starred VeeArrrSix was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/30/09

    @VeeArrrSix: God! Why do you always treat cars like this! Smite him, God! Smite him, you almighty smiter!
     Reply
    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    11/30/09

    In reply to Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
    If your friend displays the symptoms below, be sure to check for Hoganistis. If he displays ANY of these, then he should never be allowed with in 100 FEET of any vehicle (horse and buggy included)

    Symptoms include:
    faded jeans
    graphic tees
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    visions of pmy colored supras
    inability to make decisions
    everything they touch turns to dust

    If you or anyone you know displays any of these symptoms, either call our number (1-800-JAL-DOCS), and we will help you out. Or if they need treatment immediately, well, sorry, nothing you can do. Just try to bash them in the head with a blunt object of some kind, and hope that they wake up a new person (hopefully with no trauma.)
     Reply
    Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was starred Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was unstarred
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