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LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off!
10/28/09

In reply to Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
Ray, This ain't the fucking Daily Mail. I couldn't give a flying fox what Brad Pitt drives. #chevycamaro
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dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
10/28/09

In reply to Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
okay who drank the haterade straight from the bottle? you know you should use a glass. #chevycamaro
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Novaload
10/28/09

In reply to Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
The funniest thing in this picture is the expression on the Camaro, which appears to be thinking something devious. We could have a caption contest.

"OK, girlie-man, that's right, come on in and sit down...." #chevycamaro
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stevecmh
10/28/09

@Novaload: HA.. totally... Great comment. #chevycamaro
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dataPOG
10/28/09

@Novaload: glad I'm not the only one..... #chevycamaro
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ellis juan powered mchale2020
10/28/09

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This picture along with the fact that Mr. Pitt can be seen in Fight Club tearing off in a 4th Gen Camaro makes me believe he has love for the F-Body.

I approve of this. #chevycamaro
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RandomArt
10/28/09

In reply to Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
I'm waiting for the picture of him sitting in traffic and either:
A) randomly falling out of the driver's seat onto the pavement.
or
B) The car randomly falling over and resting on the drivers door. #chevycamaro
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Scandinavian Flick
10/28/09

In reply to Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
Maybe Wes should see if Jaguar will put a car up against this.

Wes Siler vs Brad Pitt...

Go ahead ladies; start swooning. #chevycamaro
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skaycog
10/28/09

@Scandinavian Flick: Swooning is a state of ecstasy or rapture. I couldn't swoon over a Camaro, a Jaguar, Brad Pitt.....but, just maybe....well, you know. #chevycamaro
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Mr2freak
10/28/09

In reply to Brad Pitt Hates The Kids, Buys A Camaro SS
Everyone who drives = Potential Jalopnik article. Next up....Popemobile! #chevycamaro
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Ray Wert
10/28/09

@Mr2freak: Actually, yes. And we've even covered the Popemobile. #chevycamaro
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pauljones
10/28/09

@Ray Wert: When does my Saturn get a feature? #chevycamaro
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Pessimippopotamus
10/28/09

@pauljones: Next year for the first anniversary of Saturn's demise. "People who still drive Saturns". It'll be called. #chevycamaro
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Mr2freak
10/28/09

@Mr2freak: I know, I was trying to make it a clickable tag. Sigh. Help? #chevycamaro
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acarr260
10/28/09

@pauljones: I'm pretty sure that I could write that feature just from previous comments and discussions on here related to your car. #chevycamaro
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bzr
10/28/09

@pauljones: Coming up next on Jalopnik: pauljones Hates the Kids, Buys a Saturn #chevycamaro
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brandegee
10/28/09

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Hmmm. Maybe Pitt is pulling a Jon Gosselin.

I hate that I even knew enough about it to say this. #chevycamaro
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PowerTryp forever Minardi
10/28/09

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I'm most envious of Brad Pitt not because of his money or wife or sheer amount of women that would throw themselves at him at hello.

I want a beard like that, its amazing! #chevycamaro
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Alfisted
10/28/09

@PowerTryp forever Minardi: I thought you said you weren't jealous of him for his wife. #chevycamaro
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skaycog
10/28/09

@PowerTryp forever Minardi: Here ya' go. #chevycamaro
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PowerTryp forever Minardi
10/28/09

@skaycog: Thanks!

@Alfisted: It's people like you that make me realize that I'll never win a COTD. (that and my inability to spell) #chevycamaro
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dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
10/28/09

@Alfisted: badoomp tshhhh #chevycamaro
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Alfisted
10/28/09

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Never figured him for a GM guy. You like dag(mar)s? #chevycamaro
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KNaudi
10/28/09

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apparently Pitt has zero taste in cars or wives. #chevycamaro
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Bumblebee
10/28/09

@KNaudi: Don't even pretend you wouldn't take both if given the chance. #chevycamaro
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weatherman
10/27/09

In reply to Definitive Video Proof Brad Pitt Can’t Ride
Who the fuck cares. I hate this TMZ shit. If it's someone famous and they get hurt or cause injury to someone else, then maybe it's news but seriously someone dumping their bike (which happens to everyone who rides at one time or another) is not. I don't want to see Brad Pitt taking a dump or Hillary Duff getting a parking ticket on Jalopnik. Is there a filter for that? #carcrashes
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twnboarder
10/28/09

@weatherman: Yeah...dumping a bike is embarrassing enough, but it happens all the time. Crappy luck that Brad had to deal with his getting caught on tape. The whole Hillary Duff getting a parking ticket was a bit weak as well. It's better than watching E News because at least it's car related, but still...that's pretty low on the car news totem pole I'd think. #carcrashes
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Doc_V
10/28/09

@weatherman: Agreed. +1 #carcrashes
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aShSeVeNtYeiGhT, SEMA edition
10/27/09

In reply to Definitive Video Proof Brad Pitt Can’t Ride
So it starts with A Driver Runs Through It and quickly turns into The Curious Case of the Been-Jammin' Button. Due to Inglourious Caster, he finds himself Burned After Riding. Now the Lotion's Relievin' and he plans to Meet Shoei Black before doing this again.

Thankfully he wasn't driving a Se7en. Just saying. #carcrashes
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HoonThatFerrari
10/27/09

@Ash78 ain't got time to bleed:

Nice, as always, Ash. I woulda gone for "Meet Joe Blacktop", though.

No?

Fight with the Pavement Club?

Seven Years in Traction? #carcrashes
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Alfisted
10/27/09

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That's a hairy pitt stop. #carcrashes
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Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
10/27/09

In reply to Definitive Video Proof Brad Pitt Can’t Ride
For those of us video-disadvantaged at our workplaces, can someone please tell us what make/model of bike he was riding? I also can't see the helmet from the pic to know why it's being cited as another element upon which Mr. Pitt needs to improve.

I will say that they were accurate in Motorcycle Safety classes when they told us that most incidents happen in low-speed situations. I've laid my bike over exactly once - when trying to back out of a parking spot in a rolling/uneven parking surface. Things were fine rolling backwards. But when I went to give it gas and engage the throttle, I started to topple. And once the weight of the bike passes that certain angle, you've got pretty much no chance of catching it - especially when your feet aren't on level ground. I pounded the foot peg down and rode on my way - no real scratches to bear witness to my folly. #carcrashes
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logruszed
10/27/09

@Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): Other than one time I was sideswiped on the freeway (guy did a 2x lane change to make an exit) the worst injury I've erver suffered on a bike was when I pulled to the side of the road to check directions and put my fut down on some remnant gravel left over from the previous seasons snow/ice storm.

Made the mistake of trying to catch the bike before it completely hit pavement and wrenched my back and dislocated my shoulder. #carcrashes
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