Remember that funny looking guy from Idiocracy? No, not the guy with the jaw, the guy with the big nose. That's Dax Shepard. Well, it turns out he's a serious car nut and just made the first-ever car movie that your girlfriend's going to want to watch. The other night, we fired up his 650 wheel horsepower Continental…

Celebrities are just as bad behind the wheel as anyone else, but they tend to destroy nicer cars. Here are the beautiful people Jalopnik readers are keen to not see behind the wheel anymore.

In the textbook definition of classy, Irish science experiment Sinead O'Connor got married to her fourth husband while sitting in the back of a pink Cadillac at the wedding chapel on the Vegas strip that Britney used when she was married for 48 seconds to some dude.

Actor Tobey Maguire, who received a free Mercedes to use while filming The Great Gatsby II: Daisy's Bloody Revenge (no, just a remake of the original) in Australia, gave the car back because it had leather seats.

When Alison Brie confided her love of big car asses to me, I didn't know she also meant hybrid butts. I though she was different. I thought what we had was special. I feel so used.

Someone calling himself "Spectacular Smith" from the R&B group Pretty Ricky did something neither spectacular nor pretty when he wrecked a Lamborghini Gallardo then tweeted about it — wonder if there's a connection? Seriously, stop giving semi-famous people nice cars.

Looking for a giant station wagon formerly owned by someone bigger than Jesus this Christmas? Try the 1972 Chrysler Wagon John Lennon used for traveling in anonymity. His Abbey Roadmaster's currently up for auction in Connecticut. (H/T to Zino!)

Oh, now THAT'S hawt. Paris Hilton's reportedly lending her name —and that of a famous Ibiza dance party — to a motorcycle racing team. Considering Spain and motorcycle racing are BFFs, this may not be the worst idea ever.

Racers at this weekend's 25 Hours Of Thunderhill will need special shades lest they be blinded by the stars in reasonably-priced Mazda race cars: The Fast and the Furious anchor Paul Walker, and Grey's Anatomy dude Patrick Dempsey. [Willows-Journal.Com]