Y'ever Notice How American Cars Suck?: Andy Rooney Skewers American…

On CBS's "60 Minutes" last night, humorist and avuncular crankpot Andy Rooney gave American automakers a rhetorical wet willie in their cauliflower ears. Too many, ill-defined model names, he quipped, have turned the US auto industry into a kaleidoscopic blur of subpar vehicles: » 12/12/05 7:20am 12/12/05 7:20am

He even personalized his Few Minutes of…