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    Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    03/07/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    Goddamn Madison, I tell you.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    Seriously, at 75mph the only cat you're trying to avoid is a Jaguar.
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    Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    IM IN UR ANTILOCKS PUTTN POINTZ ON UR LICENZ


    ur licenz i haz it now

     Reply
    Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    Scott Arnold seems to be as anxious to get away from pussy as Scott Thompson. (That's for you Dearth)
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    Boosted Lego Wagon was starred Boosted Lego Wagon was unstarred
    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    F**kin' pussy - always messin' up my sh*t!
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    Driving under the influence of catnip, no doubt.
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    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was starred Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    Actually, the cat was interviewed some time later and had this to say:


    "I'M IN YOR ROADZ, MAKING U SWERVE."

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    Image of JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    I got 99 problems but a kitty ain't one.
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    JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits was starred JamesHunt||ShhhI'mHuntinWabbits was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    03/06/09

    @JamesHunt_NowWithMoreShunt!: Heart-click for the Jay-Z reference.
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    I was wondering what Toonces was up to lately.
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    LTDScott was starred LTDScott was unstarred
    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    Damn, I knew it. The Feline Revolution is upon us. Here I was scared of zombie attacks or robot uprisings, when the real threat was so close by.


    Obviously this cat snuck some Breffas Scotch into the man's Big Gulp, then sat on the accelerator pedal, clawed at his leg to make him flee the police, then disappeared without a trace.

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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    MADISON, Wis. - Wisconsin residents support a plan to legalize wild cat hunting, according to voting results released Tuesday.


    At meetings across the state Monday night, residents in 72 counties were asked whether free-roaming cats should be listed as an unprotected species. If so listed, the cats - including any domestic cat that isn't under the owner's direct control or any cat without a collar - could be hunted.


    A total of 6,830 voted yes and 5,201 voted no, according to results released by the Department of Natural Resources.


    -Does Mr. Arnold ever look stupid now.

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    Image of subscript subscript
    03/06/09

    @iNumber_Six: How 'bout hunting feral cats with cannons?


    [www.buckstix.com]

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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    03/06/09

    @subscript: Yikes, that was really funny until the second-to-last picture. My Chinese lunch is struggling a little.
     Reply
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/06/09

    @iNumber_Six: You're safe as long as you trust the chef.
     Reply
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    I thought british cars fall apart prior to reaching 60mph. No need for him to hit 75mph.
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    maximum-sienna was starred maximum-sienna was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/06/09

    @maximum-sienna already has a BMW GPS unit: No, you see, it's a Ford Explorer. That's why it rolled over.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/06/09

    @maximum-sienna already has a BMW GPS unit: We would have had fried cat if he had gotten to 88 mph.
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    Right. Nobody avoids hitting a cat.
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    Brimful of Ash on the 78 was starred Brimful of Ash on the 78 was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/06/09

    @Ash78:


    Cats are sometimes a bit difficult to hit, but pigeons, on the other hand, are easy game. Extra points if you can get a double or triple kill when there is a whole flock of them ahead.

     Reply
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/06/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.:


    So are geese. Plus, their bones just snap because they're hallow. It's especially funny to him them in a gold cart.

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    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.
    03/06/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: The pregnant (or whatever egg-laying knocked up females are called) pigeons make a HUGE splatter. True story.
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    Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. was starred Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. was unstarred
    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    03/06/09

    @pauljones: I once ran over a flock of seagulls in a Denny's parking lot. They may look small, but I'm guess 150, maybe 160lbs each.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/06/09

    @Ash78: I dunno that they weigh that much. Cocaine doesn't help you out there.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/06/09

    @Ash78: Knock that off! You already got a COTD in the last ten days.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    03/06/09

    @Ash78: How long were you pulling stupid looking hair out of your grill?
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    03/06/09

    @aSoundofSleep loves his cute little Roy-Roy!:

    Careful... hit geese and you'll end up in the Hudson River...
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    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was starred Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/06/09

    @everyone:


    Wow, this discussion is awesome.


    You know, one of these days, considering all the crap we say on a regular basis, we are going to have someone from PETA, the APA, the FBI, the NSA, the Department of Homeland Security, and INTERPOL all randomly decide to browse the sight at the same time, and the lot of us are going to our cars blown up by PERA, Arrested by the FBI/NSA, tortured by the DHS, thrown in a mental institution by the APA, and forced to sit and watch Pee Wee Herman all day long by INTERPOL.


    And then we shall know that the Jalopocalypse has at last hit.

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    03/06/09

    @Ash78: Lemme guess, you ran, you ran so far away?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/06/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: ha ha Pee Wee Herman reruns... we should totally add a word of the day feature to our commementing
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    03/06/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: the pigeons and us, we have a deal. they shit on our cars and we don't swerve to avoid them.
     Reply
    dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! was starred dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/07/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: How do you do @ everyone?
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/07/09

    @the artist formerly known as dolo54:


    You get a heart click fro making me laugh my ass of.

     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    Didn't Shaq try using this excuse, too?
     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of CypressCarNut CypressCarNut
    03/06/09

    @engineerd thinks cannoli is deserving of a star: You are thinking of Charles Barkley and a "the best blow-job ever"
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    Image of JaguarChick JaguarChick
    03/06/09

    @CypressCarNut- Who's gonna build excitement now?:


    According to my male friends, any blow job is the best blow job ever. Unless apparently teeth are involved.

     Reply
    JaguarChick was starred JaguarChick was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/07/09

    @JaguarChick: If you're careful and judicious in your use of them, you can actually get away with quite a lot.
     Reply
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/06/09

    In reply to Cat Blamed For Madison, Wisconsin SUV Accident
    IM IN UR ALIBI, NOT BEIN PLAWZUBUL
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    03/06/09

    @Mad_Science:
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/06/09

    @Mad_Science: Knew it was a matter of time. Nice!
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
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