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    Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!

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    Image of wrappedinbacon wrappedinbacon
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
    In these trying economic times, many businesses have had to expand the scope of their operations, stay open later and offer services that expand their market. Mitchell's is no different than the office worker taking a part time retail job, except the part about the whores.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
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    Image of citroën67 citroën67
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
    This one just puts it right out there:

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/16/09

    @citroën67: We have a winner!
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
    Is this like when drug-traffickers make suitcases out of cocaine?


    Here we have a bunch of professionals posing as fruits and vegetables.


    I guess I'll have the cherries, and maybe a couple of peaches.


    No-nononononono NO! I don't want any zuchini

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    Image of pres pres
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
    Fail?
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    Image of jdoubleh jdoubleh
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
    Yeah, yeah yeah, I know all about whores. But provedores? Anybody?
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    06/16/09

    @jdoubleh has a back seat full of trophies: I was wondering the same thing. At first I thought they misspelled "Providors". I think I might be more interested in provedores. Sounds exotic, unlike Mitchell's Whores.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    06/16/09

    @mechimike: or just Portuguese for "provider" of "purveyor."
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
    How dare you claim FAIL to be unfunny.


    Labeled failure is timeless.

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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    06/16/09

    @Mad_Science: Sure, failure can be funny. However, "FAIL" has become one of the most overused net vogue-words of the last couple of years. It's what "bling" and "all your base" was in 2000. Time for something new, folks.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/16/09

    @tonyola: LOSE?
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
    The golden rule of automotive vinyl and decal installation: Measure twice, cut once...open door once, slap forehead twice. Repeat as necessary.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/16/09

    @Tomsk would like some more Trainlopnik: This comment is the exact opposite of FAIL.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
    Nah, I never pay for those name-brand whores. Especially when you can get President's Choice whores for half the price, and they're way better.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    06/16/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: If you go over the whore school, they do it for free. But you have to go on weekday afternoons, and you have to sign a waiver acknowledging that they may do it wrong. But they have an experienced madam looking over their shoulder the whole time, so it's not like they can get into too much trouble.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
    After a session with one of Mitchell's Whores, I like to unwind with a tin of Larsen's Biscuits.
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    Image of CaptMatt15 loves the Zoom-Zoom CaptMatt15 loves the Zoom-Zoom
    06/16/09

    @PatFromGundo:

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/16/09

    @CaptMatt15 is waiting for his 159 Wagon: Everything you need to know is right here:


    [lifehacker.com]

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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
    Benny Hill would have loved this.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/16/09

    @Tiberiuswise: Yes he would have. Dnnn naa naa...
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
    ...Wouldn't this only increase their business? Who doesn't enjoy a good whore now and again?
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    Image of Live_axle Live_axle
    06/16/09

    In reply to Adventures In Auto-Wraps: Mitchell's What?!
    Is that sorta like a taco stand?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/16/09

    @Live_axle:Ding ding ding
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