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    UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail



    Well, hello there, Sexy.
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    Delusions of grandeur if he thinks a car vacuum hose would provide a snug fit... if in fact it WOULD, then people would be happily paying HIM for his efforts...
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    Image of 6061-Tsix 6061-Tsix
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    God knows what he could do with a cup socket-mounted french fry holder...
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    03/26/09

    @6061-Tsix: ZING!
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    Fleshlight Industries™

    3363 Carnality Way

    Fresno, Ca 93650


    Dear Mr. Savage,

    Thank you for expressing interest in the current R&D Program. We have received your numerous requests for a "vacuum attachment" style of our product, at the moment we are not planning on producing one but we will inform you if we do plan to market this in the future. Thank you for your expressed interest.


    Best regards,


    Ludwig Von Poodyräuber

    VP Research and Development

    Marketing and Production Mgmnt

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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    03/26/09

    @Dr.Danger and the Masters of the Jalopniverse: Given his place of employment, I suspect Ludwig's acquaintances (he has no friends) refer to him as "Fake" Poodyrauber.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/26/09

    @Alfisted: Ludwig prefers the Mugen Twin Loop



    Twin Loop, where you can always invite a friend
     Reply
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    I would have gone with the Flow-be defense. I thought it was a Flow-be and my pubes needed a trim! It might have worked!
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    Sounds gave a fake name. LeRoy meaning 'the King', I suspect he is ACTUALLY named Jason LeRoy Sausage. Sneaky devil. What you gonna do when momma names you 'king sausage'? I rest my case.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    Well, if the vacuum didn't dress all up in chrome and have those exposed ribbed hoses hanging all over this sort of thing wouldn't happen. Damn right I blame the vacuum. At least the dude was nice enough to leave it a quarter or two.
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    Image of Adidac425 Adidac425
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    So this guy is going to jail on the tax payers dime- for this?


    Seriously?


    Sure it is absolutely rediculous, but shouldn't this sort of thing warrant probation / community service?

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/26/09

    @Adidac425: I think the abject ridicule of his "peers" in the jail would be more of a deterrent to future trysts with coin-op appliances than 10 years of community service.
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    Image of Pew Pew BOOM Pew Pew BOOM
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    He's got some curious eyebrows, that's for sure. Maybe it was just an experiment.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    03/26/09

    @I have a cat that can beat me up: Well, I'll admit to some photoshoppery on his mugshot for comedic effect.
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    Image of Pew Pew BOOM Pew Pew BOOM
    03/26/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: Then I suggest he finds doctor to make them look like that and use it as a defense next time he humps a vacuum, car exhaust, garden hose, etc..


    "As you can see from my eyebrows, I was born with extreme curiosity disease. Some say it's a gift, some say it's a curse. I say you let me go and we'll find out, judge."

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/26/09

    @I have a cat that can beat me up: Dear God, you make me laugh. The name is enough to get a giggle, but then your posts are full of funny.


    You get an official engineerd heart click.

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    Image of Daniel Horney Daniel Horney
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    I used to work with a guy whose sister worked in an emergency room. I guess they have all sorts of characters come in there. There were numerous stories of various small rodents, large phallic objects, vacuums doing damage, and, well, you can probably use your imagination.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/26/09

    @Daniel Horney:


    One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass ...

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/26/09

    @Daniel Horney: I've seen a few x-rays from my nurse friends, and they're pretty shocking.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/26/09

    @aSoundofSleep: Did he get it at the mall?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    Boy, I bet he thinks "this really sucks."
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    Image of Smitty Smitty
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    Not quite a Dragon ... lizard?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/26/09

    @Smitty: Hahahaha, good one.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    I sincerely hope everybody else in the jail knows exactly what he's in there for.
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    Image of citroën67 citroën67
    03/26/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: I'll bet he will be the one playing the part of the vacuum! But ironically, I would much rather make nasty time with a carwash vacuum than spend even one day in Saginaw County Jail.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/26/09

    @citroën67 is surfing Ebay for a new Preview button: Me too. Fortunately, all of the coin-op vacs in my area have nozzles on them (not removable) that would require me to be hung like a gerbil to actually complete the act.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    Me love you long time... no wait... me love you for 30 seconds per quarter.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/26/09

    @Alfisted:
    What do you get for a quarter?


    Anything you want.


    Anything?


    Anything.


    Ow me so horny, ow ow, me so horny.

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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    03/26/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail
    Caught red-handed by police


    Wait, I thought he was using the vacuum.

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