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Sun Nov 22
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/04/09

    In reply to Hot Rod Hooligans Rip '60 Buicks, Make Getaway In Chicken Truck: The Choppers!
    Crazy, daddy-o.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    07/04/09

    In reply to Hot Rod Hooligans Rip '60 Buicks, Make Getaway In Chicken Truck: The Choppers!
    Well, it's at the top of my Netflix queue now.. but if I'm gonna watch an Arch Hall Jr. movie without Mike and the bots, I better pick up an extra 12-pack.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    07/04/09

    In reply to Hot Rod Hooligans Rip '60 Buicks, Make Getaway In Chicken Truck: The Choppers!
    Lousy juvenile deliquents....damned rock n roll turning them into commies!
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    Image of MarywithanM™ MarywithanM™
    07/04/09

    In reply to Hot Rod Hooligans Rip '60 Buicks, Make Getaway In Chicken Truck: The Choppers!
    While I will watch the whole video, after 1 minute I can tell you that today's youth of similar ilk don't get that much accomplished in a week. They are more prone to talking the talk than walking the walk.
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    Image of .357 .357
    07/04/09

    @MarywithanM: But they can text 100 words per minute!
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    Image of citroën67 citroën67
    07/04/09

    @.357 Lost The Fuckin Star, Eh: and they can get 51 kills in a row on COD4!!!(that's 'Call of Duty 4' to the gamer-lingo challenged)
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    Image of .357 .357
    07/04/09

    ,@citroën67: There's nothing wrong with playing COD 5 all night whilst drinking vodka and Red Bull.
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    Image of Tyson Tyson
    07/04/09

    @.357 Lost The Fuckin Star, Eh: Yes there is, drinking vodka and Red Bull is all kinds of disgusting.
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    Image of .357 .357
    07/04/09

    @Tyson: I can handle the taste. I tried drinking straight vodka, but that didn't do much for my gaming skills.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/26/09

    In reply to Stolen Ford Fiesta Towed, Not Stolen
    Tools needed:


    .22 rifle (for disabling cameras)

    Milwaukee Sawzall (for cutting fence)

    Keys. You still have the keys, right?


    Mission very accomplished. If needed, blame Ford.

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    05/26/09

    In reply to Stolen Ford Fiesta Towed, Not Stolen
    Okay, are we sure it's Ford's GPS tracking that's flaky or could it be one, or both of the following, A) Hipster McDouchington gave them the wrong number, B) Scott Monty is a f*cking idiot.


    I'd put my money on human error for the bad tracking.

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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    05/26/09

    In reply to Stolen Ford Fiesta Towed, Not Stolen
    I had my legally parked car towed in Brooklyn. Took a year to get my $320 back. When I finally got the refund check I wanted to get it framed. Like the mighty bigfoot, it is rumored to exist but no one has actually seen a New York Parking Bureau refund check!
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    05/26/09

    @dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: Pics or it didn't happen!


    /obligatory

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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    05/26/09

    In reply to Stolen Ford Fiesta Towed, Not Stolen
    (counting the reasons never to listen to anything on Twitter)
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    Image of cgarison cgarison
    05/26/09

    In reply to Stolen Ford Fiesta Towed, Not Stolen
    Surprised this is NYC and not PPA Hell in Philadelphia ala Parking Wars.


    I love living on the same block as Philadephia Republican HQ because the leaders of the PPA don't patrol their own neighborhood.

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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    05/26/09

    @cgarison: TANGIBLE METAPHOR!!!
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/26/09

    In reply to Stolen Ford Fiesta Towed, Not Stolen
    It's the impoundapocalypse!
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    Image of Baashar Alawneh Baashar Alawneh
    05/26/09

    In reply to Stolen Ford Fiesta Towed, Not Stolen
    How is this legal?
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/26/09

    @Baashar Alawneh: How is this illegal?
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    Image of Chris P. Bacon Chris P. Bacon
    05/26/09

    @Syrax: How is this non-illegal?
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/26/09

    @Chris P. Bacon: I haven't red the part they say it's not with them. It is illegal, immoral and unethical.
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    05/26/09

    @Baashar Alawneh: It generate revenue for the city...
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    05/26/09

    In reply to Stolen Ford Fiesta Towed, Not Stolen
    Not quite analagous, but it reminds me of my friend's brother who had several vehicles "stolen" over the course of a year. Of course, it turned out that he was "purchasing" them with rubber checks, and they were getting repossessed pretty much monthly.


    So, he'd find the next nearest dealer that wouldn't do a credit check, and the cycle would start anew.

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    Image of Forgetful - GT Junkie Forgetful - GT Junkie
    05/26/09

    In reply to Stolen Ford Fiesta Towed, Not Stolen
    That thing'll be in there longer than two weeks....


    Two weeks...


    Two weeks...



    O RLY!

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/26/09

    @Forgetful: Get ready for a surprise!
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    Image of Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage!
    05/26/09

    In reply to Stolen Ford Fiesta Towed, Not Stolen
    Sounds like our next QOTD- What's your worst Towing Company Hell experience?
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    05/26/09

    @Gearhead_42: I was in grad school and had to sell my Playstation 1 at a fire sale price to get enough cash to liberate my Jeep.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/26/09

    In reply to Stolen Ford Fiesta Towed, Not Stolen
    What a twit.
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