A Completely Unnecessary NSFW Megan Fox Mega Gallery

We don't understand the Jalopnik commentariat's fetish with Megan Fox. Sure, she was in Transformers. Yes, she's hot. But despite there being next-to-zero tangential relationships between her and cars, we continue getting story tips about her. Let's sate that desire. More »

Shat Scratch Fever: TV's Captain Kirk To Give Work Truck Show Keynote

In an amusing bit of paid-public-appearance news, the National Truck Equipment Association has announced that William Shatner will speak to open their KHAAAAAANvention trade show in St. Louis next March. Bet they never even considered that pansy Picard! [PickupTrucks.com]

Conan Selects America's Worst Car, Will Blow It Up

Conan O'Brien has been searching for America's worst car and Aaron Fast seems to have it — whatever it is. This Friday it'll be blown up and replaced with a Lexus HS250, which is at least a half-step up.

Usain Bolt Not Fast Enough, Needs Ferrari

After shattering his BMW M3 in April and the world records for both the 100 meter and the 200 meter dashes last week, Usain Bolt was caught shopping for a new Ferrari California. We know how this ends. More »

Is Usain Bolt Faster Than A Corvette Grand Sport?

This evening in Berlin, the Jamaican sprinter broke his own world record of 19.30 at the 200 meter sprint with a time of 19.19 seconds. More »

Elon Musk And His Tesla Model S Design Team

Tesla's Elon Musk, pictured with his children for a New Yorker photo shoot in front of a clay model of the not-anywhere-close-to-production Tesla Model S sedan. [New Yorker]

Twelve Ridiculous Athlete Car Poses

Like other celebrities, athletes and cars are both appreciated for the their stats, yet the combination of the two doesn't necessarily guarantee a great photo op. Don't believe us? Just check out these ridiculous athletes posing with cars below. More »

Twelve Ridiculous Celebrity Car Poses

Celebrities have access to some of the world's greatest cars. With some help from our readers we've found these twelve horrifying instances of them abusing, perverting and ignoring this privilege. More »

Bob Lutz On Colbert Report, Claims Chevy Volt Will Get You Laid

GM product czar and vice-chairman "Maximum" Bob Lutz took his battle for the General to The Colbert Report this evening, and he took some serious hits from the man all about the truthiness. Despite the knocking, he managed to give a couple right back. But of all the instant classic moments of this interview, it's the point in which Lutz tells Stephen Colbert the just-revealed Chevy Volt can get you laid when we officially moved GM's #2 man from the position of "hero" up to the position of "father of our children" on our man-love chart. We won't spoil anything else — click the image up top to play the video.