I need some alone time right now........................................................................................................ that's better. Getting tired of Megan,moving on to Amy Smart now #meganfox
Soon, the Chinese will drop their Megan Fox ripoff upon us. Lower-quality plastics, a much older, weaker engine, more awkward proportions, and built by virtual slave labor... but hey, the price is right! 干杯!
I...I have no words. I swear I'll never visit Autoblog again. Hell I don't know if I need to visit any other site ever again, I've got everything I need right here. If you guys can set me up with an e-mail account and a job I'll never leave.
@Deartháir II: The Return: How 'bout this? There are a few more Siler missed - incredible as it may seem - and I took the liberty of including them, along with my own trenchant criticism, here: [www.mediaite.com] I may not know cars, boys, but I do know boobs. Hope this redeems me in your eyes. Getting there.
@RachelSklar: You redeemed yourself by being a good sport with the cross post and then continuing to poke your head in here afterward. Shamelessly promoting your latest work just gratuitous and unnecessary, but we're simple and links like that will pull in the heart clicks and page views faster than a Megan Fox pictures on Jalopnik... uh oh, we've become our own analogy. We're pretty predictable and typical, which, I think, you had figured out in the first 5 minutes... Since you didn't run screaming into the hills and are even playing along, I'm throwing my heart click on the pile too.
Oh, and it's 202 images (no, I didn't count 'em, the pictures are numbered).
@RachelSklar: Believe it or not Rachel, there are quite a few of us that don't hate you. Here's hoping you stick around 'cause this place is a f%ckin sausage fest!
@TimTim: Oh come now, TimTim, I don't get a pass for "Suck it, Autoblog?" It's the little things. But yeah, you've got me dead to rights. I did think posting the tongue/lighter/vampire pics was a value-add though.
I never heard this phrase, heart-click, before. It's so cute! You Jalops sure are melting mine.
@RachelSklar: By all means, the Autoblog dig was priceless. I didn't mean there was anything wrong with your article, I just meant you don't need any more redeeming, you're going above and beyond by catering to our quirky obsessions.
There was a push to get that heart changed to something more masculine; chest pounding, fist bumping, or a driveshaft-through-skull image... but what's good for the Gawker is good for the Jalopnik, so it's a cute little heart and we're ok with that.
@TV's Paul Y.: What are you talking about? With 3 hours of make-up, perfect lighting and digital touch ups, she's every bit as hot as the girls I see at the grocery store near campus.
My wife is in for it tonight. I'll tell her it's the way she did her hair, or new perfume, or something. Whatever, as long as she doesn't ask me why my eyes are closed.
@Steve_in_NC:
Not to worry... You're wife will probably have viewed A Completely Unnecessary NSFW Brad Pitt Mega Gallery at some point, and she'll have her eyes closed too...
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Yeah,Megan's hot......but give me Amy anyday #meganfox
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Oh and "You have commenter Tossed Accord to thank for this."
Unban him, pronto.
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Hey Wes you forgot this one! You're welcome, boys.
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Oh, and it's 202 images (no, I didn't count 'em, the pictures are numbered).
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I never heard this phrase, heart-click, before. It's so cute! You Jalops sure are melting mine.
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There was a push to get that heart changed to something more masculine; chest pounding, fist bumping, or a driveshaft-through-skull image... but what's good for the Gawker is good for the Jalopnik, so it's a cute little heart and we're ok with that.
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Sorry guys. I just completely fail to see the appeal.
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Not to worry... You're wife will probably have viewed A Completely Unnecessary NSFW Brad Pitt Mega Gallery at some point, and she'll have her eyes closed too...
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@Deartháir II: The Return: I agree with Theim. Plus Marissa Miller is much hotter
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Theimbellis has been trying to troll Jalopnik all day. It just doesn't work all that well with our commentariat.
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