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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/03/09

    In reply to REPORT: Spyker Interested In Saab
    Hah! Scooped you:

    [jalopnik.com]

    Maybe Puma will buy them? Brazil + Sweden = WIN!
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    12/03/09

    In reply to REPORT: Spyker Interested In Saab
    hahaha, Spykers swan song about the ugly duckling that never grew up
     Reply
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    12/02/09

    In reply to REPORT: Spyker Interested In Saab
    Saab is like the really, and I mean really, ugly daughter of the largest farm owner in the town. If you get with her, you get 600 million dollars or whatever, but she may kill you.
     Reply
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/02/09

    In reply to Today's Dilbert A Thinly Veiled Stab At GM Management
    Wait, this is a cartoon?
    I thought it was the headline on the WSJ.
    My bad.
     Reply
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    12/02/09

    In reply to REPORT: Spyker Interested In Saab
    Ha! Saab is turning into the fun girl from High School. Everyone took a taste but no one takes her home to Mom.
     Reply
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    Image of SantaRita SantaRita
    12/02/09

    @lilwillie: SAAB always was that kind of Girl. She's a Super Freak ;)
     Reply
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/02/09

    In reply to REPORT: Spyker Interested In Saab
    I had better hopes for SAAB's future than as a corpse to be plundered.
     Reply
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    12/02/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: This treasure carries a curse, though: That $600 million is a loan, and will forever haunt any who take it until they give it back.
     Reply
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    12/02/09

    In reply to REPORT: Spyker Interested In Saab
    Wait, I have no money, I drive a car as ugly as any that Spyker makes, and I'm a white guy with no experience running a car company. Maybe I should buy Saab!
     Reply
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    Image of duurtlang duurtlang
    12/02/09

    @weatherman: Not all Spykers are ugly. As long as they're octogenarians, or older, they sometimes are quite nice.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    12/03/09

    @duurtlang: It helps that you've shown the most beautiful Spyker ever made.
     Reply
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/02/09

    In reply to REPORT: Spyker Interested In Saab
    This will catapult Spyker from props to jets, overnight.
     Reply
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/02/09

    In reply to Today's Dilbert A Thinly Veiled Stab At GM Management
    It would be accurate except that Fritz' predecessors are really the milkmaids.
     Reply
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    12/02/09

    In reply to Today's Dilbert A Thinly Veiled Stab At GM Management
    Ultra-sarcastic humor is the best!
     Reply
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    12/02/09

    In reply to Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
    This is what happens when you leave your computer on in College. . .
     Reply
    Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was starred Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was unstarred
    Image of MechaMunch MechaMunch
    12/02/09

    In reply to Elderly Woman: I Was Forced To Buy A Hyundai
    It's pretty ridiculous, but my own parents got suckered into the, "Hey if you don't like it we'll come pick it up tomorrow, no harm no foul," routine. Of course they didn't get in writing, so when they called the next day (after discovering several things that they'd been lied to about), the salesman claimed he never made such an outrageous statement. They're still stuck with that damn car...
     Reply
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    Image of MechaMunch MechaMunch
    12/02/09

    In reply to Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
    I think I'm in love. If I slip her a twenty do you think she'll scream at me and step on my junk?

    Naw, I'm just kidding. But do you think?
     Reply
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    Image of Vicarious-Chair Vicarious-Chair
    12/02/09

    @MechaMunch: That made my day. Roflcopter.
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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    12/02/09

    In reply to Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
    Is she hot?

    Either way, she should probably shut up.
     Reply
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    12/02/09

    In reply to Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
    HEY LEAVE FOREST WHITTAKER ALONE HIS PERFORMANCE IN THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND WAS FUCKING TRANSCENDENT.

    Also trying to stop misinformation from propagating on the new media is about as futile as trying to stop a hurricane with your palms.
     Reply
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