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    Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job

    Carlos Ghosn —

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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    10/30/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
    I'm Ghosn home,
    And when I wanna hoon a car,
    I'm Ghosn mobile,
    Well, I've got a GT-R,
    And we'll see how it feels
    I'm Ghosn mobile,
    Keep me movin'!
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    Image of PHIL PHIL
    10/30/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
    Q & A style...

    1-Q-Mr Goshn, how many times have you had to have the transmission replaced on your personal GT-R?

    2-Q-Thank you.....it was reported that you recently sexually harrased an auto show model, can you show us exactly what you did?

    3-Q-Sir have you been drinking?

    A-I'm fucking stinko..but look, steady as a rock.....

    4-Whats that noise?

    A-Those people that live upstairs....their animals.... #carlosghosn
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    Image of Cheeseslap Cheeseslap
    10/30/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
    #1: Look up, it's the itsy-bitsy spider.
    #2 Down came the rain.
    #3 And washed the spider out.
    #4 But then the spider got back up, contracted the Russians, and they dumped lots of chemicals into the sky to annihilate the rain. #carlosghosn
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/30/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
    How can you tell when an auto exec is lying? He talks with his hands. In this case, Ghosn was discussing 'ring times and manufacturer's warranties. #carlosghosn
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    Image of avanti5010 avanti5010
    10/30/09

    @Alfisted: Get over it, numbnuts. #carlosghosn
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/30/09

    @avanti5010: Stick around. We need a fanboy. #carlosghosn
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/30/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
    Meh, Mr. Bean is more animated...a year younger, too.

    I like the "Godfather" lighting, though. #carlosghosn
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    10/30/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
    I can't be certain, but I think that he just gave a green light on Mulally. #carlosghosn
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/30/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
    Nothing like the Italian hand signals I'm most familiar with. #carlosghosn
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/30/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
    Ghosn in the machine. #carlosghosn
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/30/09

    @send lawyers, guns, and money: EREIAMCG #carlosghosn
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    10/30/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn Auditions For Third Base Coach Job
    When I dance they call me macarena
    and the boys they say that I´m buena
    they all want me, they can´t have me
    So they all come and dance beside me
    move with me jam with me
    and if you're good i take you home with me
    *mumble mumble*
    something something...

    EEEEEeeeeeeh, macarena!
     Reply
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    I think I see his point, I'm not sure?

    Hey Carlos, here's some slogans for you...

    Hybrids are a wank.
    Batteries are for chickens.
    Hydrogen is the future. #carlosghosn
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    I've said this before, but in the future "Hybrid" will be a "single digits" punchline, like "turbo" is now for the '80s, "-o-matic" was for the '60s, and "-o-rama" was for the '50s. #carlosghosn
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    I feel this way both about my ex-girlfriend and the DSG transmission. #carlosghosn
     Reply
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    Figures. I've already had it explained to me - several - times - that a woman need a man like a fish needs a bicycle. #carlosghosn
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    10/28/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Carlos is trying to throw his arms around a girl. No, wait. The world. #carlosghosn
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/28/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I've heard it differently.
    "A woman without a man,
    Is like a fish without a bicycle." #carlosghosn
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/28/09

    @skaycog: Meanwhile, I'm getting along quite well with my bicycle.

    No one ever stops to ask the fish what it thinks. #carlosghosn
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/28/09


    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I asked the fish.....he said that he was just a fish out of water. #carlosghosn
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    Image of Illini300C Illini300C
    10/29/09

    @skaycog: He was probably just floundering. #carlosghosn
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    Image of FightingChance FightingChance
    10/29/09

    @Illini300C: cod you guys, these puns are awful. #carlosghosn
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/29/09

    @FightingChance: On a scale of 1 to 10, I give these puns a 10. #carlosghosn
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    A mermaid is just a deep-she fish. #carlosghosn
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/28/09

    @skaycog: Heh! #carlosghosn
     Reply
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    Image of RachelSklar RachelSklar
    10/28/09

    In reply to Carlos Ghosn —
    Sorry for the plug but - this quote comes from an excerpt of a new book about Israeli tech innovation, all about how Shai Agassi raised $200 million for Better Place. Thanks for posting Ray! You are more reliable than Jaguar. #carlosghosn
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