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Thu Dec 3
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    01:26 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    I think he was reading that book when he crashed. Explains the crash and also the book ricocheted around breaking the windows.

    I am sure the probability theory might explain the odds that a textbook on physics could bounce around a Cadillac interior and break two windows on opposite sides of the car leaving the glass inside.

    I wonder if the book said "Oh no not again."

    Scientists will be studying this for years.
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    Image of oddfish oddfish
    01:30 PM

    @FrankGrimes: I bet next time Tiger just stays home and watches "Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land."

    That seems safer.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    01:35 PM

    @oddfish: I am checking youtube for this "Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land"
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    01:25 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    Any pelican feathers?
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    01:17 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    No, officers. Seriously, everything's alright. I just drove into a door.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    01:15 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    Looking at the photos, I have to revisit my initial theory. This is clear evidence of a donked 'Sclade committing suicide to escape perpetual embarrassment.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    01:02 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    This is a direct quote from the Cadillac site:

    Iconic presence. Luxurious performance. Enhanced fuel efficiency. Whatever your priorities, the Escalade family of vehicles is designed to meet them head on.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    01:07 PM

    @Number_Six: Hilarious!
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    01:01 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    How's he supposed to pick up trashy mistresses without the DUB dub's? C'mon, give him a break. A custom set of HRE's would only get him a trophy wife.
     Reply
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    01:01 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    Elin Nordegren begged him to buy a Saab 9-7x, but he refused. This was the perfect time to exact her revenge.
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    12:55 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    Can we expect any more from a Stanfurd man?
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    12:48 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    What's its Nordegren time?
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    12:46 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Escalade: Complete Cadillac Carnage Gallery
    They see me ballin'
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    12:53 PM

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: Try catch me golfin' dirty...
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    01:19 PM

    @Ford Tempo Fanatic: Collidin' dirty.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    Does the chinese government censor Cadillac Escalades or something? There has to be millions of photos on the internets.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    Great, now my eyes have lead poisoning. Thanks China!
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    Seeing how the Chinese think an Escalade looks explains a lot about the design of Chinese cars.
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    Anyone got a clip of tiger calling kobe to find out where he got that ring?
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    12/02/09

    In reply to Chinese Press Creates Crazy CGI Tiger Woods Car Crash Reenactment
    The endorsements are continuing just fine.
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