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Fri Nov 27
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    06:11 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home
    The more this comes out, and the more it keeps saying "Alcohol wasn't a factor, charges pending" and he manages to hit a tree and a fire hydrant.....

    at 2:25 am....

    pissed off at the wife.....drunk(I know they said it wasn't a factor) .....high....or texting.

    Take your picks, boys.
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    06:42 PM

    @lilwillie: He was just T'd off.
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    07:02 PM

    @lilwillie: They say: "alcohol wasn't a factor" in the sense of: "considering his wife was chasing him out of the driveway with a 9-iron at 2:25 in the morning, there's a pretty good chance he would've crashed into something anyway, even if he wasn't drunk at the time."
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    06:02 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home
    "A local police chief in Florida says Tiger Woods' wife used a golf club to smash out the back window."

    What luck that she had a golf club!
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    06:00 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home
    Fire hydrant? More like a water hazard!
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    Image of powermatic powermatic
    05:38 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home
    I heard his wife bought him some new floor mats.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    05:34 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home
    OMG. Hopefully this doesn't mean he is going to get a whole bunch of facial plastic surgery like MJ, and start impersonating The Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz in all his PGA appearances for 2010.

    Here's the lesson, boys and girls:

    Even if you are a retired hit man for the Mob, driving a Caddy in Florida may be dangerous for your health. More so if you insist on texting your order for a late night six pack of sliders to the local Gut Bomb while behind the wheel. Sure, they make great ballast after some drinks with friends, but you will need all your concentration just to wrestle with the steering wheel of that blinged out Escalade and keep it between the curbs. You may feel invulnerable sitting way up high in that metal cocoon. But every hydrant on your way home has been waiting for just this chance. And there is nothing that they would rather do, than rip great gaping tears in that Caddy's soft, smooth sheet metal, and throw you and your smugness right through the glass of your front windshield.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    04:33 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home
    He wouldn't have dozed of if had driven his Buick.
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    Image of bobdobbs bobdobbs
    04:23 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home
    My god, I hope he doesn't own an Enzo.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04:18 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home
    CNN says his face was cut up.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04:10 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home
    I'm so out of it, I thought he still was the Buick shill.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    03:58 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods "Seriously Injured" In Car Crash Near Florida Home
    He shanked that dog leg on the 5th avenue run?
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/25/09

    In reply to Ferrari 360 Owner Hits Track, Track Hits Back
    I'm not letting that guy near my Talon :)
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/25/09

    In reply to Ferrari 360 Owner Hits Track, Track Hits Back
    We might be looking at the first Ferrari entrant for LeMons.
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    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    11/25/09

    In reply to Ferrari 360 Owner Hits Track, Track Hits Back
    If you want a Ferrari, you want a Ferrari. Personally though, I'd be happier with a cheaper car with more brainpower of its own to avoid getting overly intimate with walls and obstacles. Not so bad that it drives itself for you of course, but something like a LanEvo that will apply the brakes and torque judiciously to help you steer where you want to go.

    But like I said, I know that if you want a Ferrari, that's all that matters, regardless of how unforgiving it may be to imperfect drivers.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/25/09

    In reply to Ferrari 360 Owner Hits Track, Track Hits Back
    Ferrari 360's seem to have a tendency to run into walls, as does the one in this video.

    Before the Ferrari are two neat burnouts.
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    Image of chino52405001 chino52405001
    11/25/09

    @skaycog was here: Unreal...he never even smoked the tires or went straight.

    Reminds me of this Middle Eastern rally champ who crashed the Renault R28 F1 car drag racing a Ford GT
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    Image of chino52405001 chino52405001
    11/25/09

    @chino52405001: with video this time?? If not - [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube
    02:07 AM

    @chino52405001: lemme see what I can do.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09:19 AM

    @chino52405001: The video link worked. Thanks! Great video!! I've never seen it before.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    09:20 AM

    @skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube: I loved it!!! That F1 was screaming before and after it hit the wall. ;)
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/25/09

    In reply to Ferrari 360 Owner Hits Track, Track Hits Back
    I think he suddenly realized his car was too expensive.
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