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    Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    Bumper Humper!
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    Tailpiping

    Dipsticking


    For loving a specific

    make:


    Ejagulation

    Ferraratio

    Corvellingus

    Toyodomy

    Maserabation

    Bugattery

    Fordplay

    Peugerasty

     Reply
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    03/12/09

    @tonyola: That is .... awesome. COTD-worthy. It looks like so much fun, I have to try it, too.


    Chevrolaying
    Porsching
    Audultery
    Dodgeballing


    Of course, if you prefer to be on the receiving end in your automotive romance you are Chrysler'd, regardless of the make of your mate.

     Reply
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/12/09

    Opel and Audi other pretty Continental girls can SEAT in my lap any time.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    That explains the strange emails I am getting from people on Craigslist.
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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    03/12/09

    @Dr.Danger and the Masters of the Jalopniverse: Wait, that was you? Shit...
     Reply
    Miscellanea was starred Miscellanea was unstarred
    Image of lascauxcaveman lascauxcaveman
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    I haven't been hang out here much lately. I was wondering if the dragon meme was still alive.
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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    03/12/09

    @lascauxcaveman: Good to see you back around these parts though.
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    Miscellanea was starred Miscellanea was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/12/09

    @lascauxcaveman: Indeed it is, but Sandy Wong hasn't been seen for a while.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/12/09

    @lascauxcaveman: You come for the dragons, but stay for the high moral tone. See, nothing's really changed around here...
     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    So you are a carmosexual if you dragon cars. What if I like to dragon cars and women? Is that a heterocarmosexual? What if I am a gay man but also like to dragon cars? Is that a homocarmosexual? What if I am a gay woman but also like to dragon cars? Would the be a lesbicarmosexual? Can women even dragon cars without assistance from mail-ordered devices?


    I don't like how the PC terms for stuff keeps changing. It makes me have to retrain my thoughts through the process above, and I wind up offending people. So, sorry to Charles if I offend you. I'm just a straight white man from the suburbs.

     Reply
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/12/09

    @engineerd the Preview-free edition: What if you are a car that likes lesbians? Because that is the path I would choose if I had been born a car.
     Reply
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/12/09

    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin:


    I dunno, dude, not all lesbians are like what you saw in Coyote Ugly...

     Reply
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/12/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: WHAT!?!?
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/12/09

    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: Does it surprise you at all that I always read your comments in Carl's voice?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/12/09

    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin:


    The only reason that they are lesbians is that they are too ugly to get a guy.


    Long live the antijezebel.

     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/12/09

    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: I'm just a lesbian trapped in a car body.
     Reply
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/12/09

    @Mike the Dog: Ha ha that is funny. Reminds me of this:


     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/12/09

    @Mike the Dog: It does seem to work better that way. I was reading them in an Elmer Fudd voice before. It was funny, but I think I missed a lot of the jokes.
     Reply
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    Image of leighzbohns leighzbohns
    03/12/09

    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin:


    That's called a Subaru.

     Reply
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    03/12/09

    @engineerd the Preview-free edition: My comments should always be read in a Ron White voice. Not only because I sound like him, but because I usually have a cigar and a glass of scotch at all times. Which is probably why I sound like him.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/12/09

    @leighzbohns: HA HA how did I miss that. Heart-clicky for you sir!
     Reply
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    I thought I'd finally been able to successfully manage my inner conflicts after so many years of intensive therapy, only to learn now...


    I blame the chin spoiler. And society.

     Reply
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    Only a dragon would know that the beetle's trunk is in the front.
     Reply
    Syrax was starred Syrax was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    This gives a whole new meaning to "puff the magic dragon."


    I'm not going to get into it.

     Reply
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    Image of Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too.
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    I nominate Moto-eroticism, as our love trancends just autos, into the arenas of planes, motorcycles, or almost anything with an engine in it.
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    Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. was starred Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. was unstarred
    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/12/09

    @andy_wallwhore: No, you need an R in there.

    MOTOReroticism :)


    Though Motoeroticism is quite true as you have to put a bike between your legs and mount it, and certain bikes will make your naughty bits feel good quite literally...


    reference hot chicks on sportbikes.

     Reply
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    Then what in the hell do you call this?


     Reply
    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/12/09

    @aSoundofSleep:


    Damn you collapsing comments!!

     Reply
    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/12/09

    @aSoundofSleep: I agree. We need to stage an uprising about collapsing comments, removal of our preview button, and givin us a gosh-dang edit button. Grab your pitchforks and torches, who is with me?
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/12/09

    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin:


    Wait, we can't preview any more? No way! It is true!


    Dammit!


    Now we get countless failed image-embedded posts because we can't check to see if the hotlink worked!

     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/12/09

    @aSoundofSleep: A reeking fucktard. I thought we already answered that one.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/12/09

    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: Is two out of three good enough? I actually think not having the edit button helps us by encouraging us to reread and reconsider before hitting submit. Removing the preview button doesn't help further this goal though, and collapsing comments are just a PITA. I'd settle for the preview feature back and an expand all button for classic view.
     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/12/09

    @Mike the Dog: Gawker should do what YouTube does and give you a button to hear your comment over the speakers before hitting submit.


    Ours would be in a hamster voice, but hey.

     Reply
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/12/09

    @Å sjrøllyng pléyr: Ima vote no on that, we would all get fired from our jobs when the boss walked by.
     Reply
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    So I guess that means that auto-erotic asphyxiation isn't carbon monoxide poisoning either. Great, so much for that idea.
     Reply
    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too.
    03/12/09

    @mytdawg: Either way, if you die- you are doing it wrong.
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    Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. was starred Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/12/09

    @andy_wallwhore: Just ask Michael Hutchence. Wait, what? Nevermind.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/12/09

    @Mike the Dog: Wow, I was going to say that! There's two of us!
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years? Damn.
     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/12/09

    @Mike the Dog: The way I see it if it makes you happy its not wrong
     Reply
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    Image of Jakuub Jakuub
    03/12/09

    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: 3 Judges, 23 teenage choir girls, 1 mormon family, 1 principal, my college room-mate, a christian bus driver, an Aston Martin DB9, an MG Midget, a dodge stealth, and an Acura Integra all beg to differ.
     Reply
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/12/09

    @Jakuub:


    And the common thread amongst all of the above is...aids?

     Reply
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    Someone needs to tell this guy:


    [www.telegraph.co.uk]


    Does his relationship with Herbie make him gay?

     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/12/09

    @Alfisted: I love that story. I can't wait for the Lifetime movie.
     Reply
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    Image of Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    That dude's such a whore, I would NEVER fornicate with a vehicle that had moon discs.
     Reply
    Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder was starred Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/12/09

    @Tucker589: Why not? Full moons are a good time.
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/12/09

    In reply to Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?
    See, if the dude had been paying attention, he's be nailing the part of the car that actually had some junk in the trunk.


    Awesome picture, though.

     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
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