Teen Crashes SUV Because Idiot Friend Set His Armpit Hair On Fire

There's a good lesson here, and it's one far too often neglected in driver's ed programs: if you don't want to crash, be sure not to set fire to the driver's armpit hair. I know you're thinking "it's just an armpit fire— what's the big deal?" but the truth is it can seriously impair driving, like it did for some young… » 9/17/14 8:00pm 9/17/14 8:00pm

Drunk Car Dealership Manager Wrecks Camaro Into Flaming Mess And Bolts

There's something almost impressive about the scale of drunken mess this manager of a Des Moines Chevy dealer is. Steve Luebke is 57, and normally is only allowed to drive a vehicle with a breathalyzer interlock. The dealership-owned 2010 Camaro he "borrowed" lacked such a device, and is now a smoldering ruin. » 9/15/14 4:37pm 9/15/14 4:37pm

Dump Truck Driver Smashes Skyway, Causes Impressive Level Of Chaos

I'll admit, there's some thing about a really big fiasco that I find appealing. Not a disaster, but more of something along the lines of a good, rich clusterfuck. That's what this drunk dump truck driver accomplished when he slammed his raised dumper right into the Burlington Skyway in Canada. » 8/01/14 2:50pm 8/01/14 2:50pm

Mustang-Loving Kid Pulled Over For Speeding Has Worst Day Ever

Speeding tickets are about as much fun as a combination math test and root canal. This teen with the Sith-style Mustang was pulled over in Montgomery County, Texas, and managed to have an already lousy situation get much worse. Though it could have been much worse still, thanks to a pickup driver who spilled a drink… » 7/28/14 11:00pm 7/28/14 11:00pm

Ultramarathon Interrupted By Out Of Control Car

South Africa's Comrades Marathon is the granddaddy of ultramarathons, having been held first in 1921 and nearly every year since inviting runners to traverse the 56 miles between Durban and Pietermaritzburg. This year runners were also invited to avoid spectators fleeing an out-of-control automobile. » 6/02/14 10:31am 6/02/14 10:31am

Border Patrol Accuse Man Of Running Red In Crash, Dashcam Says Not So

A NYC driver was heading through an intersection when he collided with a US Border Patrol van, wrecking both cars and flipping the van onto its side. Border patrol agents immediately rushed him, accusing him of running the light. The dazed man wasn't sure what to think, but he didn't really have to — he had a dashcam. » 4/11/14 4:20pm 4/11/14 4:20pm