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Police Arrest Michigan Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sexy-Time

On October 18th, Police apprehended an unnamed Michigan man in the act of coitus with his chosen mistress of the night, a car wash vacuum cleaner. Police were alerted to the unnatural activities by eye witnesses and approached on foot around 6:45 AM finding the man in the act, disturbing as that thought might be. When… » 10/20/08 12:30pm 10/20/08 12:30pm