The man admitted at the scene to have been pleasuring himself while driving, resulting in his loss of control. That accident, which closed down one direction of traffic and shut off a lane traveling the other, didn't deter him from completing the task at hand, so he kept at it while police responded to the scene. When in custody and under interrogation, the man continued his salacious sexy time in the presence of officers. (Tipped by Jan The Man, who assures us he was Dutch, despite the sources headline)

[TheLocal]

The whole thing's on YouTube, so there's six parts. We've embedded the first above the jump and here's links to the rest. In case all this piques your interest in a way that you really, really shouldn't tell us about, here's Sex With Cars: A Tutorial.

My Car Is My Lover Part 2

My Car Is My Lover Part 3

My Car Is My Lover Part 4

My Car Is My Lover Part 5

My Car Is My Lover Part 6

Hat tip to G-Ram!

West Virginia State Troopers pulled Jones over after two separate truck drivers reported they had spotted him pleasuring himself while wearing ladies stockings and panties. In addition to laughing their asses off, officers found a bag of meth and a smoking pipe in the car, presumably all part of the evenings planned festivities.

So, quick poll: what's more embarrassing? Being caught getting in touch with yourself wearing ladies underthings, or being caught driving a Chrysler Sebring? (Hat tip to Jeff!)

[The Smoking Gun]

Two days ago a man in Edmonton, Alberta was in his parked Dodge Nitro, apparently watching pornography and masturbating. Normally this wouldn't be noteworthy, but folks high in the Nexopia.com headquarters noticed a familiar rhythmic motion coming from underneath the towel laid across the gentleman's lap. Of course someone grabbed a recording device and motioned for friends come over to point and laugh. Eventually, one of the employees went down to the ground floor and by waving up to the camera, revealed the fellows folly. That's one helluva way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Hopefully he doesn't actually work in that company. [Break]

Police spotted the car, speeding at 133 KPH in a 100 KPH zone, and after a kilometer in pursuit they noted the car swerving back and forth as the 22-year-old woman was straddling the 28-year-old man, the two doin' the nasty. After pulling the dirty duo over at a service station, officers seized the man's driving license. He now faces huge fines for reckless driving. When the case goes to court it should be an open and shut proceeding, as the police recorded the carnal activities with their dash cam for use as "evidence" later on. [Yahoo News]

We've seen both dragons and real people having sex with cars before, but never one car humping another. This video is an in-movie ad for the fictional Liquid Karma-powered Treer Saltair SUV. We think it nicely extends the premise of most car advertising, particularly the Kate Welsh Cadillac ad, to its logical conclusion.

This clip make you wonder if you should sit down and watch the entire 144 minute film? Don't bother, we have. It's awful.

[NAGTROC Forums]