Florida Man, Florida Woman Arrested For Having Sex At Car Dealership

When you go shopping for a new or used car you expect to see a few things: window stickers, signs promising "Huge Savings!," perhaps an inflatable Gorilla. What you don't expect to see is a couple making sweet, sweet love on top of a car you may want to take for a spin. » 1/09/15 5:30pm 1/09/15 5:30pm

South Dakota Students Can't Stop Fucking And Driving

South Dakota is a big, mostly empty state. That means if you're, say, a student at the University of South Dakota, you'll likely have a long, boring drive back home. And, if you're like 33% of male students (and 9% of female) you may kill some of that boredom by getting all sexytime while you drive. » 12/17/14 5:23pm 12/17/14 5:23pm

Couple Arrested For DUI Has Sex In Cop Car Because Why Not

What's very likely to be the drunkest, horniest couple in Oconto County, Wisconsin has been captured, everyone, so you can rest easy. The 33 year-old man and 29 year-old woman were arrested for drunken driving, and the pair started having sex in the back of the squad car while being transported to jail. Damn. » 10/07/14 9:30pm 10/07/14 9:30pm

Masturbating Spark Plug Guy Drops Out Of State House Race

Sad news for Michigan's "cranking" enthusiasts: A man running for the state legislature has dropped out after reports of his felonious masturbating escapades surfaced. » 7/10/14 12:19pm 7/10/14 12:19pm

An Interview With One Of The Biggest 'Dragons Fucking Cars' Artists

Compared to most mainstream special-interest sites, I suspect that Jalopnik readers are far more familiar with the Dragons Fucking Cars meme/movement than most. Even so, this is one of those things that you can never know too much about, which is why I was so pleased to see this interview with one of the movement's… » 6/27/14 8:30pm 6/27/14 8:30pm

Man Arrested For Masturbating-To-Engines Spree Running For State House

You probably didn't want to learn about a very odd car-themed sexual fetish today, but oh my, you are going to learn quite a bit right now. Heed the lessons from a Michigan man whose political ambitions may be impeded by an activity known in some circles as "cranking." » 6/27/14 9:44am 6/27/14 9:44am

Pedal-Pumping Should Probably Be The Official Jalopnik Sex Fetish

Human sexuality is a weird, weird thing. This isn't news, of course. We wrote about this particular fetish — Pedal Pumping — a long time ago, and what really is striking about it is that it seems almost tailor-made for our particular Jalop community: old, strange cars, pretty girls — why aren't we all wasting hours… » 6/20/14 10:00pm 6/20/14 10:00pm

The Mercedes S63 AMG Coupe: Will It Road Head?

Cosmo's Guide To Sex In Cars Actually Ruins Having Sex In Cars

Cosmopolitan Magazine is a popular woman's magazine that's known for employing sex columnists who are aliens and only understand human mating behavior through crudely-translated text descriptions sent by space-fax. That's why no one should be shocked at the content of their guide to sex in cars. But you'll be a little… » 3/25/14 12:15pm 3/25/14 12:15pm

Couple Caught Having Reckless Car Sex Seems to Get Off on Being Filmed

"One day while driving east on I-290" begins this Penthouse Forum-esque footage of a Chicago couple unabashedly "smashing" in the driver's seat while cruising along the Eisenhower expressway. » 9/23/13 10:35am 9/23/13 10:35am

The Ten Best Cars To Have Sex In This Summer

Cars are moving cabins with seats so it's not hard to have sex in them in relative privacy. But as always, some are better than others. » 6/19/13 11:05am 6/19/13 11:05am

What's The Best Car To Have Sex In?

If you're ambitious enough (or if you've read our handy guide), you can have sex in any car you want. Some rides make things easier than others though. » 6/18/13 11:30am 6/18/13 11:30am

How To Have Sex In Any Kind Of Car

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a safe 102% of the readers of this site are fans of both cars and a vast and disgusting variety of sexual acts. And that's great. My stand on cars is well established (quite pro) and when it comes to sex, I can't think of a more enjoyable way to get the maximum genetic… » 12/27/12 2:30pm 12/27/12 2:30pm

Illinois Sheriff can’t quit station wagon sex

"Two guys don't usually do this stuff at home," justified a man caught engaging in a sex act with the local sheriff, as to why they were performing said sex act in a 1994 Ford Escort station wagon parked behind an Irish bar. » 12/20/11 3:30pm 12/20/11 3:30pm

This police officer was caught on video having sex on the hood of a car

This is a surveillance photo of a New Mexico State Trooper caught strip-searching a random woman with his penis on the hood of a car. What's even more funny? There's a prairie dog sitting there watching. » 8/30/11 4:00pm 8/30/11 4:00pm

This man was busted for drinking, having sex while driving

Police spotted 58-year-old George E. Howard swigging from a can of beer while driving recklessly. But that wasn't all he was busted for. No, the Louisville man was also busted for having sex while driving after police said a female passenger was "bent over with her head between his legs." » 8/24/11 3:00pm 8/24/11 3:00pm

Does how you drive determine how good you are at sex?

Gentlemen, the way you drive is apparently a giveaway to women on how you'll, er, behave between the sheets. Thus spake Hoda Kotb, co-host of the Today show's 73rd hour, who will never look at cab drivers the same way again. » 8/04/11 12:30pm 8/04/11 12:30pm