South Dakota Students Can't Stop Fucking And Driving

South Dakota is a big, mostly empty state. That means if you're, say, a student at the University of South Dakota, you'll likely have a long, boring drive back home. And, if you're like 33% of male students (and 9% of female) you may kill some of that boredom by getting all sexytime while you drive. » 12/17/14 5:23pm Yesterday 5:23pm

Couple Arrested For DUI Has Sex In Cop Car Because Why Not

What's very likely to be the drunkest, horniest couple in Oconto County, Wisconsin has been captured, everyone, so you can rest easy. The 33 year-old man and 29 year-old woman were arrested for drunken driving, and the pair started having sex in the back of the squad car while being transported to jail. Damn. » 10/07/14 9:30pm 10/07/14 9:30pm

An Interview With One Of The Biggest 'Dragons Fucking Cars' Artists

Compared to most mainstream special-interest sites, I suspect that Jalopnik readers are far more familiar with the Dragons Fucking Cars meme/movement than most. Even so, this is one of those things that you can never know too much about, which is why I was so pleased to see this interview with one of the movement's… » 6/27/14 8:30pm 6/27/14 8:30pm

Man Arrested For Masturbating-To-Engines Spree Running For State House

You probably didn't want to learn about a very odd car-themed sexual fetish today, but oh my, you are going to learn quite a bit right now. Heed the lessons from a Michigan man whose political ambitions may be impeded by an activity known in some circles as "cranking." » 6/27/14 9:44am 6/27/14 9:44am

Pedal-Pumping Should Probably Be The Official Jalopnik Sex Fetish

Human sexuality is a weird, weird thing. This isn't news, of course. We wrote about this particular fetish — Pedal Pumping — a long time ago, and what really is striking about it is that it seems almost tailor-made for our particular Jalop community: old, strange cars, pretty girls — why aren't we all wasting hours… » 6/20/14 10:00pm 6/20/14 10:00pm

Cosmo's Guide To Sex In Cars Actually Ruins Having Sex In Cars

Cosmopolitan Magazine is a popular woman's magazine that's known for employing sex columnists who are aliens and only understand human mating behavior through crudely-translated text descriptions sent by space-fax. That's why no one should be shocked at the content of their guide to sex in cars. But you'll be a… » 3/25/14 12:15pm 3/25/14 12:15pm