If you’re broke, sexy, and really need to learn how to drive in Amsterdam, things are looking up for you. Same goes if you’re Dutch, a driving instructor, and really horny, because the government in the Netherlands has decided that it’s legal but “undesirable” for driving instructors to be paid in boinkings.
In America, where eagles soar into the sky clutching dripping steaks, we normally think of Hondas as pretty safe, rational cars. Civics, Accords, CR-Vs, Odysseys... these are cars almost no one has ever described as “lurid.” And yet in Japan, Honda—sweet, rational Honda—once built a car for the primary, understood,…
Lists of most popular porn searches by country are sort of an internet staple, and there’s a certain lurid appeal to trying to see if you can define a national character by what gets them off. So far, though, no one has factored cars into the equation. Until now.
Last week we asked our readers for their experiences with sex and cars. Aside from some obvious lies (nobody has room to have an orgy in a Miata!), we got some, uh, interesting stories. Be warned: dragoning is involved.
When you go shopping for a new or used car you expect to see a few things: window stickers, signs promising "Huge Savings!," perhaps an inflatable Gorilla. What you don't expect to see is a couple making sweet, sweet love on top of a car you may want to take for a spin.
South Dakota is a big, mostly empty state. That means if you're, say, a student at the University of South Dakota, you'll likely have a long, boring drive back home. And, if you're like 33% of male students (and 9% of female) you may kill some of that boredom by getting all sexytime while you drive.
What's very likely to be the drunkest, horniest couple in Oconto County, Wisconsin has been captured, everyone, so you can rest easy. The 33 year-old man and 29 year-old woman were arrested for drunken driving, and the pair started having sex in the back of the squad car while being transported to jail. Damn.
Sad news for Michigan's "cranking" enthusiasts: A man running for the state legislature has dropped out after reports of his felonious masturbating escapades surfaced.
Compared to most mainstream special-interest sites, I suspect that Jalopnik readers are far more familiar with the Dragons Fucking Cars meme/movement than most. Even so, this is one of those things that you can never know too much about, which is why I was so pleased to see this interview with one of the movement's…
You probably didn't want to learn about a very odd car-themed sexual fetish today, but oh my, you are going to learn quite a bit right now. Heed the lessons from a Michigan man whose political ambitions may be impeded by an activity known in some circles as "cranking."
Human sexuality is a weird, weird thing. This isn't news, of course. We wrote about this particular fetish — Pedal Pumping — a long time ago, and what really is striking about it is that it seems almost tailor-made for our particular Jalop community: old, strange cars, pretty girls — why aren't we all wasting hours…
Well, this is pretty much as bad as a threesome in a car could go. (There's a video below, but it's NSFW-y.)
There's only one important question about the new Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG Coupe: can you get a good blowjob in it? I tried my best to find out.
Cosmopolitan Magazine is a popular woman's magazine that's known for employing sex columnists who are aliens and only understand human mating behavior through crudely-translated text descriptions sent by space-fax. That's why no one should be shocked at the content of their guide to sex in cars. But you'll be a little…
Cars are moving cabins with seats so it's not hard to have sex in them in relative privacy. But as always, some are better than others.
If you're ambitious enough (or if you've read our handy guide), you can have sex in any car you want. Some rides make things easier than others though.
Australian couple sees the Google Street View car coming so they stop to have sex on the hood of their BMW. Gawker has the scoop.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a safe 102% of the readers of this site are fans of both cars and a vast and disgusting variety of sexual acts. And that's great. My stand on cars is well established (quite pro) and when it comes to sex, I can't think of a more enjoyable way to get the maximum genetic…
"Two guys don't usually do this stuff at home," justified a man caught engaging in a sex act with the local sheriff, as to why they were performing said sex act in a 1994 Ford Escort station wagon parked behind an Irish bar.