Squircle-Equipped Imperials Practically Sell Themselves!


Squircle steering wheel! Turn Signal Indicators In Gun-Type Housings! Panelescent Lighting! And, for the ladies, Dawn Mauve and Moonstone Blue paint! Yes indeed, the 1960 Imperial came fully bepimped straight from the factory, and the suits at corporate wanted to make damn sure that the dealerships would Always Be… » 3/05/07 9:22am 3/05/07 9:22am

Always Be Jargoning: Words from the Car Sales Biz

At the risk of being labeled a sophomaniacal blatherskite (a small risk, but there it is), I reckon I'm a first class slang collector. During my brief career as a metal mover, I agglomerated a farrago of car biz colloquialisms. "Hey Harry, I got a guy hot for an ad car (a cheap, optionless car heavily advertised to lure … » 2/05/07 1:30pm 2/05/07 1:30pm