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    A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names

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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/20/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    Grand Marquis de Sade would have been better.
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    Image of sinikl sinikl
    11/20/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    I'm not so great at IDing crossover vehicles, cause i thought that last one was a Moron-o. Buh ZING.
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    11/20/09

    @sinikl: Don't feel bad. I did too. I thought the joke had something to do with rear ends.
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    Image of Sticks Calhoun Sticks Calhoun
    11/20/09

    @mechimike: In that case, you'd need the Asstek.
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    Image of IronicalBalls IronicalBalls
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    Whenever someone says Corvette I think small WWII british naval destroyer.
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    Image of 900pilot 900pilot
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    Not quite a pun, but thinking of this song makes me chuckle every time I pass one of these cars. No one driving with me ever gets it, because you gotta know a little about cars and a little about rock and roll. I think Jalopnik is down enough to handle it.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/20/09

    @900pilot: Except that you've used a picture of Dewey, I believe.
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    Image of KeyserSoze KeyserSoze
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    Ford Mustang Ranch?
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    Image of Scoutch Scoutch
    11/19/09

    @KeyserSoze: You Mustang around there a lot!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/20/09

    @Scoutch: Ouch.
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    Image of Scoutch Scoutch
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    Meet my friend Vlad.

    Vlad the Impala.
     Reply
    Novaload promoted this comment Scoutch was starred Scoutch was unstarred
    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    In case anyone craves further punnage, here's the lot.

    [renaissanceroad.com]
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    Is this too obvious?
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    Douchebag
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    Image of AlienProbe AlienProbe
    11/19/09

    @Alfisted: Y'know... ladies have told me that douche actually is sold in a bottle. So if you take a douchebottle and fill it with urine... slap a Beemer logo on it and it will be a bit more correct. Oh, and slap an Ass-Hat onto it as a bottle cap and perfection is achieved.
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    Tha Accord looks like it's about to mow down Arafat and Rabin, which come to think of it, wouldn't have made Oslo any less effective.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    When Hell freezes over
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    The duel that never happened.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    1. Houston, this is Chapter 11.
    2. The Golden Age of American Shipbuilding.
    3. Enjoy your false sense of security.
    4. I can see a rush-job from my house!
     Reply
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/19/09

    @Brimful of Ash on the 78: Dun-Dun, ba-dum-cheee!

    Oh, yeah...!
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
    Matthew is Jalop's leading auto pundit.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/19/09

    In reply to A Gallery Of Automotive Puns

    Shouldn't there be one of these next to the rogue?
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/19/09

    @smalleyxb122: That would actually make her look mildy hot.
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    Image of FormerlyPreferredCustomer FormerlyPreferredCustomer
    11/19/09

    @smalleyxb122: A Grabber? That's sexist.
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    11/19/09

    @FormerlyPreferredCustomer:
    Grabber, I didn't touch her.
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    11/19/09

    @smalleyxb122: That's immediately where my mind jumped. Seems like the obvious choice.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/20/09

    @smalleyxb122: One's not enough. You've got to have a team of Mavericky mavericks.
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