The 1977 Mercury Cougar's a masterpiece of malaise-era bloated excess. What better way to improve upon perfection but by festooning an example with murals of cougars? The answer is there's no better way to improve a 1977 Cougar.

Since our jobs are internet-based we're normally part of the "in-crowd" when it comes to pop-culture references, but this paint's got us genuinely befuddled. The only response we can muster is "What the hell?" NSFW. [Reddit]

All long time ago, in a nerd galaxy far, far away in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, a fanboy spent over 200 hours and untold space-credits transforming his Chevy Cobalt into a rolling tribute to Star Wars.