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Wed Dec 9
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01/23/09
Name doesn't ring a bell. I haven't read any news here about him.
01/23/09
There was a distraught student on a campus tower there threatening to jump. The students were outside chanting jump, jump, jump.
He did.
01/23/09
BACK OFF OR I'LL JUMP!!!
01/23/09
As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window
To the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was sore afraid
Jump! You fucker, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck -
There was no blanket
Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy fuckers
Ahhhrrrr-soles
01/23/09