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Father Of The Year Leaves His Baby In A Freezing Car For Eight Hours

Kids! I don't have 'em, but I can only imagine how hard they are to keep track of. One minute they're with you, and another minute they're off sticking metal objects into the electric socket to see what happens. It's why my parents kept us locked in the basement most of the time. I think that's why they did it, anyway. » 1/26/13 10:00am 1/26/13 10:00am

The Jackass In This Grand Am Will Totally Tell On You For Speeding

Remember that kid in the second grade? Stomach crammed full of paste and boogers, cruel little beady eyes always scanning for the slightest transgressions, and a big stupid mouth that would go blabbing to the teacher any time you even thought about doing something fun? Well, that little fuck now drives a Pontiac Grand… » 1/23/13 2:20pm 1/23/13 2:20pm

Florida Strikes Again! Three Arrested For Dragging Man From A Truck

America's Greatest State had a banner year in 2012 for crazy vehicular crimes, and it shows no signs of slowing down in 2013. The latest example of Florida's winning streak comes in the form of this trio of jokers, who were arrested after police say they tied a man to the back of a pickup truck and dragged him half a… » 1/12/13 10:30am 1/12/13 10:30am

Swimsuit Model's Stolen Supra Found Stripped

We were disturbed to hear the famous Supra belonging to gearhead model/host Jess Barton was stolen last week in Florida. Now we are sad to report the car appears to have been stripped of all the go-fast parts that made it an 8-second quarter-mile monster. There's now a $6,000 reward for info leading to the capture of… » 1/08/13 9:00am 1/08/13 9:00am