Awful Australian Texts, Hits Cyclist With Car, Says She "Doesn't Care"

A 21-year old Australian woman who texted on her phone 44 times while driving on a short errand hit a cyclist, severely injured him, and was then quoted as saying she just didn't care. And she's only losing her license for 9 months, though she'll likely be a steaming pile of crap the rest of her life. » 4/16/14 5:08am Wednesday 5:08am

Here In Detroit, Our Pizza Delivery Guys Carry Guns

I've mentioned before that getting food delivered in the city of Detroit is a bit of a challenge. Now you can see firsthand, thanks to this video of a local news anchor riding with a pistol-packing pizza delivery driver. » 4/14/14 7:29pm Monday 7:29pm

Ceremonial Train Vandalism Is Most Hilariously Australian Video Ever

Okay, besides "spiders and other things that will kill you" and maybe also "dingoes" and "Steve Irwin" and "mysteriously disappearing Prime Minister," the first things everyone thinks of when they think of Australia are "vandalism" and "profanity." And here it is in hilarious, ridiculous spades. » 4/14/14 12:40pm Monday 12:40pm

'Affluenza' Teen Who Killed Four People Won't Pay Much For Rehab

Texas teenager Ethan Couch got drunk, got high, got behind the wheel, and killed four people. He avoided jail time because his parents were "too rich," and he didn't understand responsibility. Instead, his parents just had to pay for rehab. And now they won't even do that, for the most part. » 4/13/14 3:30pm Sunday 3:30pm

Missouri To Deploy Ear-Splitting LRAD Sound Cannons To Deter Speeders

Good news! For people that like speeding in work zones! The Missouri Department of Transportation just acquired two Long Range Acoustic Devices, or LRADs, to blast incredibly loud noises at drivers as they speed past construction sites. This is definitely, definitely going to go over well. » 4/12/14 10:17am Saturday 10:17am

Help Formula DRIFT Driver Tyler McQuarrie Find His Stolen Gear

Tyler McQuarrie is a driver in the always-awesome Formula DRIFT, and he drives an even more insane super-slidey Chevy Camaro in the series. Well, he did, until somebody stole a lot of his racing gear right out of his truck. It's not only GoPros and t-shirts, it's his helmet and suit, too. » 4/06/14 4:32pm 4/06/14 4:32pm

It's Slightly Easier To Find Stolen Cars In Detroit If You Have OnStar

A little bit of good news from GM, which is harder to come by lately. The automaker's OnStar division is partnering with the Detroit Police Department to make it easier to track down stolen cars with the service. Great news for that narrow population of people that actually have it! » 4/03/14 2:23pm 4/03/14 2:23pm

This Is What It Looks Like When Someone Tries To Carjack You

Carjacking is a problem in South Africa, so much so that you used to be able to get a BMW with flamethrowers attached just to prevent it. And if you had no idea how scary a South African carjacking can be, just watch this Mercedes driver have a gun pointed at his face. » 4/02/14 4:40pm 4/02/14 4:40pm

Local Hoon Absolutely Terrorizes Townfolk With Porsche 911 GT3RS

The small North Carolina town of Weddington lives its days cowering in fear, listening intently for the onslaught of a local villain. A monster is on the loose, terrifying all who come upon it. Yes, friends, it is that which we are all afraid of – a random dude in a Porsche 911 GT3RS. Repent! Repent! » 3/29/14 4:19pm 3/29/14 4:19pm

Garfield Causes $473,000 Accident, Still Hates Mondays

Most of us suspected that Garfield, the morbidly obese, lasagna-obsessed fictitious cat, secretly wished harm on us all. This suspicion has been confirmed by a New Jersey jury yesterday, who found that a stuffed Garfield hanging from the rearview mirror was a factor in an accident that severely injured a woman. » 3/18/14 2:30pm 3/18/14 2:30pm