Owner Gets Stuck With Repair Bill After Car Is Stolen From Dealership

I would love to only write about dealerships that go out of their way to do the right thing and throw away the "stealership" tag. But some dealers keep that label alive, like this Detriot Chrysler store who has refused to compensate an owner when his car was stolen off their lot and badly damaged. » 10/13/14 9:22am 10/13/14 9:22am

Watch This Russian Nissan Juke Driver Try To Run Over A Motorcyclist

Dash cameras are extremely common in Russia because of how insane driving incidents can be in that country. Watch as an argument between a motorcyclist and a driver of a Nissan Juke escalates to the point where the Juke driver intentionally runs over the motorcyclist—in front of the cops, no less. » 10/12/14 11:00am 10/12/14 11:00am

Hero Parks Lamborghini On London's Tower Bridge, Predictably Gets Towed

The Lamborghini Countach is the most obnoxious of all the obnoxious cars ever created. So to truly put the icing on the obnoxious cake, you have to do something that will supremely annoy all the local peasantry, in their commoner's cars. Like parking it right on London's iconic Tower Bridge. » 10/09/14 12:21pm 10/09/14 12:21pm

Should New York City's Speed Limits Be Lowered? A Jalopnik Debate

The New York City Council just passed a bill to drop the city speed limits on residential streets to 25 MPH, from 30 MPH. Under the guise of protecting pedestrians, the New York City Council has diminished Freedom. While their goal is noble, the Council decision is Wrong. One Raphael Orlove thinks they're right. » 10/09/14 9:00am 10/09/14 9:00am

Someone Spray Painted A Dick On The Hood Of A Veyron

First of, let's just get this out of the way: you don't fuck with someone's ride. You just don't do it. So let's all just be totally clear on that. That said, it's hard not to utter a sort of under-the-breath "oh damn" when you see this crude dick spray-painted on the hood of a freaking $2.5 million dollar Bugatti… » 10/08/14 10:00pm 10/08/14 10:00pm

Heinous Car Thief Crashes Camaro Z/28 Through Dealership Doors

The Chevy Camaro Z/28 likes doing burnouts. It likes throwing down hot laps on a racetrack; it does not like being stolen. A car thief in Seattle also took a page from our favorite Nicolas Cage movie with stolen cars when he boosted a brand new Camaro Z/28 and crashed it through the dealership's doors. » 10/08/14 10:23am 10/08/14 10:23am

Couple Arrested For DUI Has Sex In Cop Car Because Why Not

What's very likely to be the drunkest, horniest couple in Oconto County, Wisconsin has been captured, everyone, so you can rest easy. The 33 year-old man and 29 year-old woman were arrested for drunken driving, and the pair started having sex in the back of the squad car while being transported to jail. Damn. » 10/07/14 9:30pm 10/07/14 9:30pm

Man Tries To Evade Cops But Can't Evade His Own Awful Stench

The suspect was long gone. Nothing but some faint treadmarks on the ground, a whirl of dust in the air. But the old cop knew something was up. His lip curled, his nostrils widened. "That, Jimmy," he told his young deputy, "is not the smell of fear. It's the smell of Axe. Really, terrible Axe. Seriously, it's awful." » 9/29/14 9:03pm 9/29/14 9:03pm

Truckload Of Leaking, Rotting Chicken Left At Truckstop In Montana

You know how disgusting a pound of rotting chicken is? Of course you do. Just picture that revolting stench for a moment, and then multiply it by 37,000. If you want to avoid this nightmare, stay away from the Flying J truck stop west of Missoula, because there's a trailer crammed full of rotting chicken there. » 9/26/14 3:10pm 9/26/14 3:10pm