Man Tries To Evade Cops But Can't Evade His Own Awful Stench

The suspect was long gone. Nothing but some faint treadmarks on the ground, a whirl of dust in the air. But the old cop knew something was up. His lip curled, his nostrils widened. "That, Jimmy," he told his young deputy, "is not the smell of fear. It's the smell of Axe. Really, terrible Axe. Seriously, it's awful." » 9/29/14 9:03pm Yesterday 9:03pm

Truckload Of Leaking, Rotting Chicken Left At Truckstop In Montana

You know how disgusting a pound of rotting chicken is? Of course you do. Just picture that revolting stench for a moment, and then multiply it by 37,000. If you want to avoid this nightmare, stay away from the Flying J truck stop west of Missoula, because there's a trailer crammed full of rotting chicken there. » 9/26/14 3:10pm Friday 3:10pm

At Least Two Dozen Luxury Cars Stolen From Bay Area Dealerships

In what sounds like the story line from a famous car heist movie, two Bay Area luxury car dealers have been targeted by a team of car thieves who made away with over twenty high-end vehicles. Several police departments including a local vehicle theft task force are on the hunt for suspects. » 9/24/14 11:46am 9/24/14 11:46am

Dickheads Drive By Bus Stop And Steal A Guy's Pizza

I'm not sure who these right-hand-drivers are, exactly, but what kind of jackass grabs a pizza out of a guy's hands as he waits for the bus? Poor bastard already has to take the bus, and now you take his pizza? Also, to the pizza-stealers: you laugh like how I imagine leprechaun nerds laugh before they shoot green… » 9/22/14 11:17pm 9/22/14 11:17pm

Watch As An Illegal U-Turn Becomes Instant, Beautiful Justice

One of the worst things on the road, nay, the worst thing on the road, is the jerk who tries to pull an illegal U-turn right in your face. Like your face isn't there already, sitting all pretty. So it's hilarious, amazing, perfect, wonderful, and many other adjectives besides to watch a guy do it right in front of a… » 9/21/14 11:00am 9/21/14 11:00am

Florida Town Where 7 Cops Collected $400,000 In Tickets Investigated

The small town of Waldo, Florida only has seven police officers, but they are evidently very busy. Last year they collected nearly 12,000 speeding citations worth almost $400,000 in court fines, about a third of the town's revenue. Now, in the midst of a scandal, state officials are investigating whether the town… » 9/04/14 6:18pm 9/04/14 6:18pm