Deer are the natural enemy of the moving vehicle. When they see cars or trucks, they're volatile. Like Mike Tyson when he's boxing, you don't know if they'll stay on the straight and narrow or bite an ear off. This deer is an ear biter.
The more time you spend on the road, the more accidents you're likely to see. Suddenly, there's a crash just in front of you, and it's your duty to help. Jalopnik readers know how to keep it safe while also providing assistance to fellow motorists.