Get to work on time? Not if you just sit there reading hacked road signs. Pay attention to the road! [CollegeHumor]

Huh. Guess this whole time we've been wrong about the term "Autoeroticism." Who knew?

Gertrud and Mildred, twin juvenile camels are as-yet-undecided about whether or not they enjoy riding in cars. Here, the two enjoy time in the car with goat-pal Henri. Below? They're not as pleased.

We've been party to some fairly egregious transgressions in the realm of poor automotive taste, but this Russian-plated Mercedes Benz SL600 wearing a crocodilian paint scheme ranks dangerously close to the top of the list.

This sewage pumper truck, spotted in Florida, is wearing a sign on the back which can only be described as sadly true.

Memo from Nevada DMV: Okay internet, you win. We are not able to keep up with your rapid-fire generation of new memes and catch phrases. We're hoping "ROFL" doesn't involve violent hentai or bodily functions.

DO NOT under any circumstances run around hacking into electronic road signs using the information contained in this step-by-step guide of how to transmit hilarious messages to passing motorists.

Take real-life porn starlet Sasha Grey, dress her in a skimpy school girl outfit and put her in the clichéd NSFW greasy garage scene. Then proceed to not make a porno. Comedic gold. (NSFW-For-Language-And-Sexual-Situations)